Rickeyrecon

Take life with a grain of salt... a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.

The ideal man doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't do drugs, doesn't swear, doesn't get angry, doesn't exist.

i was going to do something today but i havent finnished doing nothing from yesterday..... (stoner ) lol

Don't steal, don't lie, don't cheat, don't sell drugs. The government hates competition.

Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.

Women are like internet viruses they enter your life, scan your pocket,edit your mind,download their problems,delete your smile....

peak a boo I see you .. bet you can't see me .....

If you see an onion ring - should you answer it think about it when you stone ; )

If I want your opinion, I’ll ask you to fill out the necessary form.

Friendship is like peeing yourself. Everyone can see it but only you get the warm feeling.

I’m an organ donor, need anything?

I tried marijuana once. I did not inhale.â€

Marijuana is like Coors beer. If you could buy the damn stuff at a Georgia filling station, you'd decide you wouldn't want it.â€

Marijuana is like Coors beer. If you could buy the damn stuff at a Georgia filling station, you'd decide you wouldn't want it.â€

I love weed, LOVE IT! Probably always will! But not as much as I love p*ssy!

To avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.