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Not sure who Mal is but I'M FINE. How about you? What is your OTHER name? Do you have ANOTHER gaming name that I know you by?

Uuuuuhhh...wtf Noears?? You lil' shitbird... Howzabout me 'checking YOUR oil with a special type of dipstick'? See my Avatar? That's wut I look lyke. Aint I Purdy??!!

The love is so think in this 'bitch', you could cut it with a phukin KNIFE! Hey BTW, what's XI's TeamSpeak ip? Any of you beside spinpuppy play Titanfall?

DAYUM! This thread took the fuck off!!!

I just tried to get onto the server and it gave me a count-up and told me that the server timed out. I tried it again SEVERAL times and the same thing happened! Look! I pay NO money toward donations and expect shit to RUN RIGHT! WTF is the problem with the server?

I'm yer fucking DADDY is who I am! Now get yo ass up and bring daddy a beer before I !

It took me 5 minutes to respond to this, I was laughing so hard! Seems my British 'cousin' on that game show was feeling the same way that I do when you bastards kill me on the server. That...shit...was...HILARIOUS!

I just wanted to let you guys (and gals) in on something that just happened to me. I was on the SNR server (the same one that banned NACHO) and I was signed in under my pseudonym POOFLINGR, one I've played with COUNTLESS times before. I mean even SENIOR ADMIN have commented how much they like the name. All was going well, we were in a TDM and I was PWNING! Well, 3 SNR members were on and in-game and suddenly (AFTER I WAS BEATING THE EVER LOVING SHIT OUT OF THE OTHER TEAM) the console comes on and says "Pooflingr you need to change your name and come back in." I ignored it and then came the 'rules' messages, saying that I needed to read their rules and such. I finally responded that my name was not offensive to ANYBODY and that they should "give it a rest". Thirty seconds later...I GET KICKED. Is that not some of the SILLIEST shit you guys have ever heard?! I went straight to their website and basically let them know what I thought of it. The only reason I'm relating this to you guys is because I want you to see what happens when servers become too policed. I'm so glad that you guys (and gals) just LET PEOPLE PLAY and enjoy the game! It's truly a breath of fresh air to know that there is a server out there that will allow people to enjoy themselves w/o a bunch of sad little piss-ant admins to fuck it up. Thanks again folx for having such a cool server! Peace out and peace off, bitches...

Ok then...FUCK YOU GUYS! LOL! Cheers...

LMMFAO! You people ROCK! Like I said, I just 'heard it thru the grapevine' and I'm so happy that you all are as cool as you are about it. Still, let me reiterate it that I BY NO MEANS want to stand in the way of someone's enjoyment of their gaming time whether it be from having a filthy mouth or ragging on them or ANYTHING so if I seem to be getting a lil' over the edge on my comments please let me know. Thank you all for being so good to me. Peace out and PEACE OFF!!!

Well, I've heard it thru the 'grapevine' that I've managed to piss off yet another COD5 player with my verbal abuse. Please let me APOLOGIZE to them, whomever they may be. If you're reading this, I truly didn't mean to cause any discomfort and if it's getting to the point to where we're going to have to 'mind what we say' amongst friends on the server then maybe I should find another server on which to spend my time. You XI guys (and gals) discuss it amongst yourselves and just let me know what you would have me do. I've TRULY enjoyed my time on the XI and I would honestly hate to have to come into the server and 'look to see if the person I've pissed off' is on or not, just so I could play without causing a 'ruckus'. That would be rather CHILDISH especially when there is a MUTE function available. Thanks to ALL of you and happy hunting.

You guys are GREAT! I mean, you can all come over to the house and take turns with my sister. You gotta wait till daddy and me git dun wither first but you're all invited...

Hang in there! I'll be praying for you and the kids. I'll also pray that God opens this woman's heart and does a THOROUGH house cleaning in it! It's no secret that the court systems all across America FAVOR the mother in cases like these REGARDLESS of how sorry or low-down she is. Sadly, the ones who are hurt most in all this are the children. You're quite a man for putting up with the whole situation and I'm proud to call you FRIEND...

Hey folks, I've DLd the XI Downloader but cannot remember where I'm supposed to 'unzip' it. Help! I recently moved and have ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE DL speeds. The Downloader is the only thing that will help keep me coming to the server. I can't wait 7 to 9 minutes to DL EVERY map...

I want to take a poll and it's based PURELY on the honor system. There are several questions involved but remember, this is just a 'feeler' post... 1.) Have you ever TKd using a scoped weapon? If so, what kind of weapon were you using? 2.) Were there enemy present nearby that could've been (or actually were) the original target? 3.) Have you ever been TKd by a scoped weapon? If so, what kind of weapon was it? 4.) From what distance was the TK? 5.) Did you ask your self, "How in the heck did that happen?" Other than a stray rocket from a bazooka, I can' t think of EVER committing a TK with a scoped weapon. I can't conceive of it. If someone CAN please enlighten me, for I am 'at sea' on this one... PS. This isn't directed at any one player personally but the myriad other players that I find myself watching, once I'm dead...

Geek Squad has my tower but hopefully will be returning it by Tuesday afternoon. I'm sure some of you folx have enjoyed my absence but I will back hopefully by the end of the week. Cheers!

Hey folx. I recently screwed the pooch and reformatted my HDD (yeah I know, HOW STUPID right?). Anyway, I'm looking for ALL the patches for COD5. Plus, I don't I think I have PunkBuster on my hard drive anymore. If I don't, am I gonna have a hard time DLing it or is it still being offered? Any and all assistance would be greatly appreciated, not to mention the smartass comments I'm gonna get for phukin up in the first place...

So does anybody know about the new game coming out on the Origin platform called Titanfall? I was introduced to it by Spinpuppy recently and I'm wanting to get involved with the beta. Since I'm certain that there are some of you who have been involved with betas in the past, I'd like to pose a question. When you sign up to be part of a beta test, do you HAVE TO pre-purchase the game first? Was involved with only one beta in my gaming life and it was for Red Orchestra 2. I HAD to pre-purchase tha game in order to be a part of that beat and after I did it, I had regrets.

You silly little TRICK-WHORE! I'm also sorry I'm not able (AT THIS MINUTE) to get onto the server and WAX YO ASS! I miss you Beers and can't wait to betty, shoot, satchel, grenade yo ass again! WHOOOOOOOOOOORRRRREEEE!

Yeah, little do you guys know I'm really VonMula. Muahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa...

ROFL! Ok, you sonovabich from Durham, England! Hugs!

You think it might've had something to do with my donation I made recently to XI?

Well people who do this shit should be hogtied and horse whipped! The damned server is down AGAIN (2/13)! WTF man??!!

Do people actually GET PAID for these hacks or are they just malicious little shitbags that have nothing better to do? I'm trying like hell to not MELT DOWN here. I get up in the mornings, make my coffee and jump on the XI server. Literally it's an integral part of my morning ritual and when stuff like this happens, it kinda 'throws a stick into my spokes', per se. BTW, I think your sig is friggin HILARIOUS ! I love it!

ROFL! You people are THE BEST! I've finally found a group that I respect and enjoy playing with. Thank you to you ALL for your responses and welcoming me to the forums. -Sniff- -Sniff-...I think I'm gonna cry. No wait...that was just intestinal gas...