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DEEJAYKEG

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DEEJAYKEG last won the day on June 12 2019

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About DEEJAYKEG

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  • Birthday February 12

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    Kent, England, UK
  • Interests
    Call of Duty World At War, COD4, Battlefield 3, Crysis Wars, Crysis 2, cooking/eating curry, drinking beer (real ale, German and Czech Pilsners, no impure fizzy stuff)

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  1. DEEJAYKEG

    RIP Florian Schneider.
  2. DEEJAYKEG

    Which of your "constitutional rights" (let's remember that the document was published by hypocrites who owned slaves and talked about freedom for later generations of the gullible) permits you to infect, negligently or wilfully, your fellow citizens? I recommend reading the death stats which are predicted to hit 135,000 deaths in the USA by August! We, on the outside, look on, as we usually do, in incredulity...
  3. DEEJAYKEG

    Yes, the funeral directors are going to have a lot of business, aren't they?
  4. DEEJAYKEG

    I binge-watched Devs over two nights on the BBC iPlayer but it is also available on Prime: https://www.amazon.com/Devs-Season-1/dp/B085LQK9N7
  5. DEEJAYKEG

    How much is a bottle of disinfectant? Oh dear, I have done it now... Off this goes to the Politics forum!
  6. DEEJAYKEG

    I own many UV resistant Kitshack buffs (to keep the UV off my lupus scars). If you want to discuss an XI design with them, click here: https://www.buffusa.com/custom/
  7. DEEJAYKEG

    I went to the doctor. He said Mercury is in Uranus. I said I didn't do all that Astrology stuff. He said, "Neither do I - my thermometer just broke"!
  8. Should I really be surprised when the companies are called Activision and Infinity Ward?! I spent £56 on this heap of crap and 19 days (YES 19 DAYS!!!) downloading it and now it won't let me past the Activision log-in screen. To add insult to injury, the chimps at the parcel delivery company dropped my case of beer at the warehouse...
  9. DEEJAYKEG

    I am driving the lady wife nuts with my online searches for food. I began prepping for Brexit so we are using my stocks to tick over. I still have lots of coffee, washing up liquid, and baked beans. Getting fresh stuff has been very problematic because none of the supermarket delivery services have free slots left for the next three weeks and, despite dying twice then suffering a major stroke that has left me disabled, I am not classified as "vulnerable"! I guess they take the view that anyone who kicks the Grim Reaper's ass will find some bread and cheese eventually. The latest order, from a butcher in Scotland who supplies the Queen, went well...not! The moron driving the delivery truck delivered my package of beef to the wrong address! So, I am trying a farm in Ripon, Yorkshire next. They have some of my favourite Algerian style Merguez spicy lamb sausages. I have spent the last week trying to download COD: MW 2019 but it keeps getting stuck with 50GB to go. My back is playing up awfully. Once that improves, I have a tower PC to rebuild. It's a former Medion Erazer gaming system for which I have bought a new HDD and 16GB RAM. When it is up and running, I am going to devote it to folding to see if we can crack this virus's DNA. You can expect to see me in the servers very soon.
  10. DEEJAYKEG

    Looks like one of those weird challenges on Ready Steady Cook! I was over the Moon, today, as I had fried eggs on toast - the milkman delivered the bread and the lady who looks after the chickens on our rural estate gifted a box of hens' eggs! Buying food is more of a problem here as there are no delivery slots for any of the supermarkets available. My wife went to Waitrose during Wrinkly Hour, the other day, and the manager asked why she was there. She mentioned my dodgy ticker. In future, I told her, just scream at the top of your voice "BIPOLAR!" and watch the aisles empty ahead of you!"
  11. What's your point?
  12. DEEJAYKEG

    You have the solution at your fingertips and have mentioned it...mute! You can also place a bouncing betty behind the person offending you or throw a sticky at them. Works for me!
  13. Correction: just under four days!

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