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DEEJAYKEG last won the day on April 7 2015

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    Call of Duty World At War, COD4, Battlefield 3, Crysis Wars, Crysis 2, cooking/eating curry, drinking beer (real ale, German and Czech Pilsners, no impure fizzy stuff)

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  1. NO! Where else am I going to get my drinks, Beers?!

    Well done, fella! Hope you get that place at UKC and don't worry about the student debt!

    Fortunately, we flew out of HK the day before a powerful one hit, on our last visit many years ago. The Great Hurricane in the UK is my only personal experience - that lifted our garage roof off and placed it back down out of place. A neighbour's garage wall collapsed on his car. My relatives live on HK Island in a tower block but have a home also on Luzon.

    I'll add my prayers and good wishes towards all those affected by this monster storm. I'm also monitoring the super typhoon approaching my family's homes in the Far East: https://www.scmp.com/news/hong-kong/politics/article/2164231/super-typhoon-mangkhut-dont-be-storm-chasers-carrie-lam
  5. No. Had you backed up your profile?


    The UK remains the only foreign power to ever successfully invade the territory of the USA...

    OK, the video's gone "unavailable"... I'll post the link again!

    Germany lost, Brazil drew, Argentina drew, Italy isn't there and the French weren't that good in the first match. Dare to dream? (This should get a few people going!!!)

    @Sonovabich Is this what you were looking for? https://malwaretips.com/blogs/remove-search-yahoo-com/

    An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's Clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000." Doctor "Young", who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr. Geezer's Clinic. Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me??" Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth.” Dr. Young: Aaagh!! -- "This is Gasoline!" Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500. Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money. Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything." Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth." Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!" Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500." Dr. Young (after having lost $1,000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days. Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything!!!!" Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, here's your $1,000 back." (giving him a $10 bill) Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!" Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500." Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer" Remember: Don't make old people mad. We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to tick us off. ENJOY YOUR DAY !! P.S. Written in large print for old Geezers.