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An elderly couple, who had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy. One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.... She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote: "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you." The husband texted back to her: "I'm on the toilet. Please advise."

Two Cajuns from Louisana were out hunting in the Swamp. They decided to separate to get a better chance of killing something. The first Cajun says to the other, "If you get lost, shoot three times into the air every hour. That way I can pinpoint you and find you."After about three hours, the second Cajun finds he is really lost. He decides to fire three shots into the air as the first Cajun had told him. He then waits an hour and does it again. He repeats this until he is out of ammo. The next morning, the first Cajun finds the second with the help of Game Wardens. He asks the second Cajun if he had done what he told him to do.The Cajun answers, "Yes, I fired three shots into the air every hour on the hour until I ran out of arrows

All are valid points you have made Boom. I'm not pointing fingers, because it is hard to prove when someone is "hacking". So, just because you may think someone is a excellent player doesn't mean they are not hacking. Yes I do get frustrated and even leave the game when I suspect someone is, that's just me. But, I also know that this is just a game and a form of "stress" relief for me. I'm not an all out "Pro" gamer nor do I care to be. I'm not even all that savey on computers for that matter. Now my brother on other hand is. He's a great Tech and game designer and has even designed maps that are played on COD. He has set up my computer for playing and is still adding to it. He has put a lag meter for me to watch in game. He has told me that you can even watch that meter and if you have someone hacking close to you it will read large lag spikes which the lag spikes slow you down, thus making it easier to be killed. I have seen this happen to me a few time in game and it is usually players that aren't regulars playing and it's very noticable. Now as for camping yes, I do camp and prolly more than I run and gun it's just me and the way I was trained in the real world. When you're up against numbers, it means more eyes watching an area meaning any and all sudden movements are detected and detections mean probability of being shot at, by more than one person making chances of being killed or wounded more likely. Whether this makes since in game hell, I don't know it's just my instinct. Now for the big problem COMPLAINING. What to hell good is complaining? One: I don't think you admins are paid. Two: you don't want to spend all your time reading a hundred complaints from every Tom, Dick That's Hairy and then spend the rest of "your" playing time trying to figure it out. Three: 95 out of 100 are bull$h!t complaints anyway ( unless it's me complaining, mine are all 100% legit...lol). One last thing before y'all kick my sorry a$$ off the board and drop all chances of me ever becoming a clan member. I'm sure some spectating is is needed, but when the server is full and you have 11 players in game and 20 spectating with players trying to get into the server to play, I think the line needs to be drawn there and less spectating, so that player can actually come into the server and enjoy playing the game. Just my opinion. I will end on this note. I have been playing on your servers for a few years now and just joined the site a few weeks ago and have met a lot of fantastic people and have even enjoyed a few games on here and hope to enjoy even more. I even hope that I can help y'all make these server stay active and fun to enjoy for a long time to come. Thanks for all the fun!

Demon: Why you so down? Guy: Why do think? I'm in Hell! Demon: It's not so bad here, actually we have a lot of fun here. Are you a drinking man? Guy: Sure, I love to drink. Demon: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet tab and Fresca... we drink till we throw up and then we drink some more! Guy: Gee that sounds great! Demon: You a smoker? Guy: You know it! Demon: All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie- you're already dead, remember? Guy: Wow...that's...awesome! Demon: I bet you like to gamble. Guy: Why, yes I do. Demon: Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever... If you go Bankrupt...well, you're dead anyhow. Demon: You into drugs? Guy: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean?... Demon: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want; you're dead who cares! O.D.!! Guy: WOW !! I never realized Hell was such a cool place!! Demon: You gay? Guy: No.... Demon: Ooooh, you're gonna hate Fridays.

You left one out: You're an Extreme Redneck if your taxidermy bill exceeds your annual income and you have to pawn your wife's gold tooth to make a payment on it.

A blonde, brunette and a redhead had a breaststroke swimming race across the English Channel. The brunette came in first, the redhead came in second and the blonde never finished. When the blonde got in the lifeboat she said, ”I don’t want to be a tattletale or anything, but the other two used their arms.”

Start out by just saying hello to all those who don't know me and to the ones that do can just piss off...lol!! But on a lighter note just want to say I have been playing on the servers for over a year now and have met some of the craziest people one could ever want to meet and believe me I know CRAZY cause I worked in corrections for a few years on the Mental Floor and most of you would fit right in....lol!! Seriously I have really met some great people playing on your servers. Now about me. Well, I am former Law Enforcement and use to shoot competitive combat pistol and tactical rifle. I was better than most and worse than some, but I could get us out of any trouble we were in...lol!! I enjoy hunting and fishing with my 23 yr old son, whom which is my best friend also, well at least he is today...lol!! I look forward shooting at y'all in the future and maybe someday being considered for membership. I mean damn I have to be an "IDIOT" to post this crap about me on here...lol!! Bless you all!!

Start out by just saying hello to all those who don't know me and to the ones that do can just piss off...lol!! But on a lighter note just want to say I have been playing on the servers for over a year now and have met some of the craziest people one could ever want to meet and believe me I know CRAZY cause I worked in corrections for a few years on the Mental Floor and most of you would fit right in....lol!! Seriouly I have really met some great people playing on your servers. Now about me. Well, I am former Law Enforcement and use to shoot competitive combat pistol and tactical rifle. I was better than most and worse than some, but I could get us out of any trouble we were in...lol!! I enjoy hunting and fishing with my 23 yr old son, whom which is my best friend also, well at least he is today...lol!! I look forward shooting at y'all in the future and maybe someday being considered for membership. I mean damn I have to be an "IDIOT" to post this crap about me on here...lol!! Bless you all!!