XK Bullets

Then you're not included in that. ;-) And the playful hazing isn't either....just to throw that out there.

What ever happened to compliments. So lately, the Freeze Tag server has been more bitching about "BS" than actually enjoying the game. And to be honest a lot of it is coming from XI clan members. And "innocent 'til proven guilty." The fact of the matter is no one can see from the "suspected bs'er's" perspective. Maybe they are having a good run or they are really good on that map. A better setup (PC) than you. Or....now try not to faint.....they are actually that good. I mean it has gotten to point to where I would turn off my in game voice so that I don't have to hear it. Sure I claim bs and I get upset at the game.......but I don't voice it and it's more of a damn it type exclamation and frustration with myself than others. And I would never publicly accuse a fellow clan member of suspicious activity. Not only does that dishonor them (because again unless you have HARD evidence you just don't KNOW) but it dishonors you as a creditable voice and it hurts the clans sense of brotherhood. Maybe it's just me but that doesn't seem like good advertising for the clan. Now most of you have played with me (get your out of the gutter...lol) and I love jumping on (again get it out TS with you guys and shooting the shit. I'd like to think that I am a sensible guy. And a pleasant person to talk to. I've even had a couple invites to join...although not sure they'll stand after this.... ;-) I'm not trying to start a feud or get people mad at me. So this is a bit of observation than anything. How you all want to run with it that's on you. Very respectfully, Glenn (Bullets, Boots)

I don't know this was put on here yet but.... @Roxy!

@Roxy!

Here you go, @Roxy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULjCSK0oOlI

Here you go fellow Marvel lovers.

"fare" exchange I like the play on words

Little Johnny comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said Little Johnny. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little pissed off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks. "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk." Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. Little Johnny looks up at his mother with a smile, and says: "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"

Doctor Dave had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn’t. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while, he’d hear an internal, reassuring voice that said, “Dave, don’t worry about it. You’re not the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients and you won’t be the last. And you’re single. Just let it go.” But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality, whispering “Dave, you’re a vet…”

I've actually operated a few of these before. Nice video.

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of b*tches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of b*tches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks." The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the b*tch in the kitchen."

A bus full of Nuns falls off a cliff and they all die. They arrive at the gates of heaven and meet St. Peter. St. Peter says to them "Sisters, welcome to Heaven. In a moment I will let you all though the pearly gates, but before I may do that, I must ask each of you a single question. Please form a single-file line." And they do so. St. Peter turns to the first Nun in the line and asks her "Sister, have you ever touched a penis?" The Sister Responds "Well... there was this one time... that I kinda sorta... touched one with the tip of my pinky finger..." St. Peter says "Alright Sister, now dip the tip of your pinky finger in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted." and she did so. St. Peter now turns to the second nun and says "Sister, have you ever touched a penis?" "Well.... There was this one time... that I held one for a moment..." "Alright Sister, now just wash your hands in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted" and she does so. Now at this, there is a noise, a jostling in the line. It seems that one nun is trying to cut in front of another! St. Peter sees this and asks the Nun "Sister Susan, what is this? There is no rush!" Sister Susan responds "Well if I'm going to have to gargle this stuff, I'd rather do it before Sister Mary sticks her ass in it!"

I even posted an intro message.

You may have noticed that a player as the name of |XK| Boots NBH has been roaming around on your TS and COD4 Freeze tag Sever......Someone of you may already have noticed......but those of you that have not. I, |XK| Bullets am |XK| Boots NBH. A.K.A Glenn

Hello, Just thought I would pop in and say hi, especially after hearing that you guys actually have a website...and hearing you guys have a ts, you might start to hear my annoying voice a little more there too. Anything you guys wanna ask feel free. Catch ya later. Glenn ( |XK| Bullets )