unionjackk
The us millitary is equiped with modern technology Canadians are still waitting for our shipment of 1944 gunships from england
America has Mickey Mouse Donald Duck and Muppettes Canada has Celine Dion
Yet for some reason, having been in the Canadian Military, we still kick their asses in war games...To the point of "Humiliating Defeat"
And Screw Donald and Mickey...we have "Mr. Dressup"
Oh, and let's not forget the Sasquatch and Ogopogo. And don't say they're not real, I've ridden both.
We also have better tall tales. What's with Paul Bunyon and his stupid Babe the Blue Ox? Sheesh....
FORGET what Unionjack said. We DO NOT DRINK WARM BEER. Unless it's a dire emergency and the power has been out for days and there's no cool running stream near by to chill the beer in. Then and ONLY then will we drink warm beer.
And we looooove beer. So much so, that one day, I was driving a friend's truck back from Peterborough (the Canadian one) down a desolate highway, and the stupid POS caught on fire. The only liquid around was leftover beer from the weekend at the cottage. I actually considered saving the beer as opposed to the truck!! (True story!!) In the end though, the truck would have gotten me to more beer, where as the beer was warm. So, it became a fire extinguisher!
Oh, and let's forget Celine (Please, for the love of all that's Holy!!), and talk about funny people...Jim Carrey for one....Martin Short, John Candy (R.I.P.), Eugene Levy, Russel Peters, Dan Ackroyd, etc etc etc etc....
And then there's our money. $5 is blue, $10 is Purple, $20 is green, $50 is red, and $100 is brown. American money all looks the SAME!! It's a pain in the ass!! How hard can it be to add some color? I just have to glance at our cash to see how many hundreds, fifties, and twenties I have in my pocket ($5 bills...pfft...who mixed that in with the rest of the small change?).
Also, we have $1 and $2 coins. Do you know what that does to bolster the piggy bank? Or when you're digging through your wife's purse for change and you come upon $238 in small change!! Goooooood Times!!!! That's a lot of beer!!!