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College Football Analysis from Coach Steve Foglio

 

 

Ohio State's Urban Meyer on one of his players: "He doesn't know the meaning of the word fear. In fact,

 

I just saw his grades and he doesn't know the meaning of a lot of words."

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Why do Tennessee fans wear orange?

 

So they can dress that way for the game on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up trash on Monday.

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What does the average Alabama player get on his SATs?

 

Drool.

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How many Michigan freshmen football players does it take to change a light bulb?

 

None. That's a sophomore course.

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How did the Georgia football player die from drinking milk?

 

The cow fell on him.

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Two West Virginia football players were walking in the woods.

 

One of them said, "Look, a dead bird."

 

The other looked up in the sky and said, "Where?"

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A University of Cincinnati football player was almost killed yesterday in a tragic horseback-riding accident.

 

He fell from a horse and was nearly trampled to death.

 

Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out and unplugged the horse. ___________________________________________ ___________________________________________

 

What do you say to a University of Miami Hurricane football player dressed in a three-piece suit? "

 

"Will the defendant please rise."

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If three Florida State football players are in the same car, who is driving?

 

The police officer.

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How can you tell if an Auburn football player has a girlfriend?

 

There's tobacco juice on both sides of the pickup truck.

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What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?

 

A full set of teeth.

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University of Michigan Coach Brady Hoke is only going to dress half of his players for the game this week;

 

the other half will have to dress themselves.

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How is the Indiana football team like an opossum?

 

They play dead at home and get killed on the road.

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Why did the Nebraska linebacker steal a police car?

 

He saw "911" on the side and thought it was a Porsche.

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How do you get a former Illinois football player off your porch?

 

Pay him for the pizza.

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What are the longest three years of a University of Kentucky football player’s life?

 

Freshman I, Freshman II, and Freshman III.

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I thought those i3w kicks were part of the game. i miss COD4 and those kicks so I reloaded the game just to enjoy you folks company again and of course.....the list of Activision " i " kicks

I was told a while back that one could also run a macro on the left mouse that would repeat the firing sequence with 0.01 sec between rounds and doing 43-4 round bursts

appears as though its the buildings above the tunnel in Operation Metro. If you start outside on the map on Op Metro and head into the tunnel you can see those buildings that are on the new map releases

Hey happy birthday buddy. And hope you have safe traveling while in Virginia Beach and safe trip back to the house

Lmao...You get to point quick..No monkey business for sure.Congratz...here is your present

 

 

Oh......I see you were out catching up on your yard work and got caught pulling your weeds....or what ever you call it now. Didnt recognize at 1st without your glasses

my BF3 works fine with Teamviewer in windowed or full screen mode

we'll i'm very impressed with that I have only a ping of 100-105 and its in London. I get 70-80 in the domestic servers. I think the variety of maps is a great call. just as long as I can beat up on Ricko I'm happy

Somebody needs to punch him right in his vagina. Smack that fucker so hard his drivers license would have black eyes

happy birthday man

welcome to the family

Howdy neighbor...... I live right down the road a piece from ya in Cairo. I use to haul dolomite and fertilizer up that way on my truck some years back and also carried stone up to the asphalt plant from Macon. been to the Pig Jig a few times too. Welcome to the forum

Then I grab h3er and say oh Petey I'm in love with you as I slam it home all the way up her throat from her crouch!

 

i was curious as to what a "crouch" is. Might you have a picture of one of these? BTW....careful what your ramming with..........it just might poke a hole in it and all the air will run out. Then it will go from fat ass to flat ass. Just sayin'

welcome to the site. So where in South Georgia are you from if I may ask? I'm from over around Cairo

really bro...what did your wife say when you used her shoes?

She dont say anything.....it was in their pre-nup agreement

Heelz why don't you take a pix and let us see those sexy heels with those hot calves?

 

Here Dean, Im not gonna be stingy like Heelz.

 

that is some fapping material there.... Hxtr will use both hands and have a double date. Do you moonlight as a stewardess to Bob? Mile High Club Card Holder?

yup...happy Birthday man. And for your Birthday I'm gonna knife you 3 ways........ Long....Deep..... Continuously . Then we can sit down and have a nice cold beer and laugh about it LOL

Happy Birthday Man!! Have a Beer on me !!

another taste for ya the green weed is 911..or 411..who cares..its all good

that looks so good......... yum yum. I almost see vagina's.... beautiful ones.

You looking at your hands again Hxtr? just asking man........ Everybody knows your M.O.

Smokin a little bit of Purple Haze here

How could you smoke something so pretty? LOL

He didnt ....its off Google images

What???? He is still alive. I would have reloaded.........and continued.

I know...I'm shameful. I tried BF3 and actually started getting kills instead of getting killed so I stuck around and when I reformatted I didnt reload the game. its d/l now so I'll get it installed and see you guys in a day or so. I'm close to having this HDD full so I may need to bust out another Raptor and toss it in just for the maps. I thought that alcohol was a requirement for COD 4....... and contraceptives

Bob dont care if he is pitchin' or catchin' just as long as he's in the game. Which reminds me....I need to reload my COD4....I miss the late nite laughs.

LOL sweet we can borrow each others heels then!! haha

 

Bob and Overkill are always trying to steal my heels!

I'm pretty sure they want you in them I would.....want you not Bob or Overkill .....just wanted to clarify that. Just sayin' ya know. Thats pretty cool you bein' from down south here. Me to .......in south Ga. Woot woot

welcome to the forums. You should get up with Chile .......he also wears heels so I'm told. I think he has since lost his sense of humor though. Awwwwwww