MunkyMeat

It is sooo much cheaper than the whole $20 hanging out of your zipper thing.

Happy Birthday and I am glad to hear your blood test came back positive.

So, since I am single and I know alot of the members are, I thought maybe we could share pick up lines and see if we can't help each other out. Think of it as a sexual think tank. Here is one of mine....... "Excuse me miss, does this smell like chloroform?" Say what you will but it works everytime, all the time.

When a woman asks me if her out fit makes here ass look big, I have a go to answer. "No baby, those pant's don't ass look big. Your ass makes your ass look big". Cause everyone knows women love that shit. Of course, I am 42 and single, so.........

All this talk about midgets and handjobs makes me feel at home. All we need now is a fat chick, a tarp, and a tub of crisco and we have a party!

Hey I don't judge you when your cruising for fat chicks on your riding mower so you don't judge me or my midget loving......no matter how it goes down!

If I had a nickle for every hand job I got from a midget I would have a metric fuck ton of nickles........just saying. The best part is...everything looks huge when it's being held in a midget's hand.

So if you like Star Wars and you like to laugh at badly dubbed movies.....do I has some shit for your eye balls. It was Revenge of the Sith dubbed into chinese then translated to English and the dubbed back. Get all that?

I'm called MunkyMeat because my meat just can't be beat.........

I recently discovered a new mod for Garry's mod that replicates the DayZ experience. I was wanting to see if any of you peeps might be keen on joining in the fun as it is a group oriented style of gameplay. Let me know if you are keen.

Hello to all of you out there in XI land. Name is Steve but I am known in game as MunkyMeat. I play alot of games including, but not limited to, CoD, Battlefield 3, Warframe, Tera, Insurgency, Garry's mod, A.R.M.A. 2/DayZ, and CS-GO. I have an odd sense of humor and I have a passionate love of tacos. I am an old guy but I have been told I play like a much younger man. I used to play with you guys back in the day but I just recently got back into gaming and thought I would see if could find a new gaming home.