Syckle
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1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just leave me the Hell alone.2. Sex is like air. It's not that important unless you aren't getting any.3. No one is listening until you fart.4. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.6. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of payme...
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15 pieces of #5 rebar sticking out of back of truck : 1pointme, my nose, lip and teeth not seeing said rebar : 0 points:(
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A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the oasis only to find a little oldJewish man at a small stand, selling ties.The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?"The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like tobuy a tie? They are only $5."The Taliban shouted, "Idiot! I do not need an over-pricedtie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water fi...
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A guy goes to the doctor with hearing problems..."Can you describe the symptoms to me?" asked the doctor."Yes... Homer is a fat yellow lazy bastard and Marge is a skinny chick with bigblue hair."
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A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her Inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank...
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A mom is tidying her son's bedroom and finds a hidden stack of bondage and fetish magazines.. She asks her husband what to do. .He says, WELL I GUESS F**KIN SPANKING HIM WONT DO ANY GOOD
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a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution."Let's have sex with a cat!" shouts the zoophile out of no where."Let's have sex with the cat and then tortureit," says the sadist."Let's have sex with the cat, torture it andthen kill it," shouted the murderer."Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill itand then have sex with it again," said the necrophile."Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it,have sex with it again and then burn it," saidthe pyromaniac.There was silence, and then the masochistsaid: "Meow."in my nephews words: "thus changing the meaning of "meow" forever..."
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according to the polls, i lost three "friends" from my list..... which ones i wonder????????
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DOCTOR: are you sexually active?ME: laughs hysterically, makes pterodactyl noise,transforms into a potato and rolls out the doorand away into the sunset.
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DUMPED OVER A THO INTO THE CAR OVER THE LAST MONTH PLUS AND GUESS WHERE IT IS?... YUP THATS RIGHT,, BROKE DOWN ON A DIRT ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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for nick desimone,,,Friday: November 9, 2012, Wake will be held from 4-8pm At Morris O'Connor & Blute Funeral Home678 Main Street, Harwich MASaturday: November 10, 2012Funeral Mass will be held at 11:00amOur Lady of the Cape Parish...468 Stony Brook Road, Brewster MAGathering to follow: details laterPlease pass this along
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for those who need to know,, i just spoke to patty,, she and everyone else are safe including kyle,, thank god!!!
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