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Thank you Skuz!

Thank you Skuz!

We knew it was coming. lol Didn't get as much as you in Upstate New York but the ground is white and it is 32 F. 😥 I need more time to acclimate after a 85 F - 90 F summer.

😜

next time you come up with a joke like that .... invite us first for the drinks
 

My mate Tony has just asked me not so say his name backwards! 
Hrmm   Y Not ? 😜

Nice temperatures & rolling pastures & woodland when I've visited in summers past...

Fall is my 2nd  favorite season of the year  , the colors and the smells of leaves .
too bad here its all gone since end of october. next week winter is on the way..

Love the smell of the woods in Autumn!!!
 

Thanks Skuzapo!👍

Thank you skuzapo 🙂 
 
p.s. she needs to get a medal for running over people with an armored vehicle 🤣😉

Thank You Skuzapo!👍

Thank you Skuz!

Thank you Skuz!

Thank you Skuz!

Thank you Skuz!

LOL

Hard to beat a slow roast. Saturday my wife made a slow cooked pork roast and then browned it on the outside for about 1/2 hour to make the outside crispy. This was followed with some braised cabbage, mashed potatoes, and homemade applesauce. Dessert followed as homemade apple pie topped with whipped cream. It was like Thanksgiving come early.

Hard to beat a slow roast. Saturday my wife made a slow cooked pork roast and then browned it on the outside for about 1/2 hour to make the outside crispy. This was followed with some braised cabbage, mashed potatoes, and homemade applesauce. Dessert followed as homemade apple pie topped with whipped cream. It was like Thanksgiving come early.

My God 50 years ago, when we both had hair on our heads, not ears and nostrils

One day a man decided to retire...~.~*
He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank.
He soon found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing, only bananas and coconuts.
After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows
up to the shore. In disbelief, he asks, "Where did you come from? How did you get here?"
She replies, "I rowed over from the other side of the island where I landed when my cruise ship sank."
"Amazing," he notes. "You were really lucky to have a row boat wash up with you."
"Oh, this thing?" explains the woman. "I made the boat out of some raw material I found on the island.
The oars were whittled from gum tree branches. I wove the bottom from palm tree branches, and the sides
and stern came from a Eucalyptus tree."
"But, where did you get the tools?"
"Oh, that was no problem," replied the woman. "On the south side of the island, a very unusual stratum
of alluvial rock is exposed. I found that if I fired it to a certain temperature in my kiln, it melted into
ductile iron I used that to make tools and used the tools to make the hardware."
The guy is stunned.
"Let's row over to my place," she says. So, after a short time of rowing, she soon docks the boat at a small wharf.
As the man looks to shore, he nearly falls off the boat. Before him is a long stone walk leading to an exquisite
bungalow painted in blue and white. While the woman ties up the rowboat with an expertly woven hemp rope,
the man can only stare ahead, dumb struck. As they walk into the house, she says casually,
"It's not much, but I call it home. Sit down, please."
"Would you like a drink?"
"No! No thank you," the man blurts out, still dazed. "I can't take another drop of coconut juice."
"It's not coconut juice," winks the woman. "I have a still. How would you like a Pina Colada?"
Trying to hide his continued amazement, the man accepts, and they sit down on her couch to talk.
After they exchange their individual survival stories, the woman announces, "I'm going to slip into
something more comfortable. Would you like to take a shower and shave? There's a razor in the bathroom cabinet upstairs."
No longer questioning anything, the man goes upstairs into the bathroom. There, in the cabinet is a razor
made from a piece of tortoise bone. Two shells honed to a hollow ground edge are fastened on to its end inside a swivel mechanism.
"This woman is amazing," he muses. "What's next?" When he returns, she greets him wearing nothing
but some small flowers on tiny vines, each strategically positioned, she smelled faintly of gardenias.
She then beckons for him to sit down next to her.
"Tell me," she begins suggestively, slithering closer to him, "We've both been out here for many months.
You must have been lonely. There's something I'm certain you feel like doing right now, something you've
been longing for, right?" She stares into his eyes.
He can't believe what he's hearing. "You mean..." he swallows excitedly as tears start to form in his eyes,

"You've built a Golf Course?"

Hard to beat a slow roast. Saturday my wife made a slow cooked pork roast and then browned it on the outside for about 1/2 hour to make the outside crispy. This was followed with some braised cabbage, mashed potatoes, and homemade applesauce. Dessert followed as homemade apple pie topped with whipped cream. It was like Thanksgiving come early.

Thank You Skuzapo!👍

Thanks Skuzapo!👍

let's just say it's an ' inside ' joke 🙂