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Draygunnar

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  1. couple celebrating over 50 years of marriage, decided that as they had just gotten over serious illnesses it was time to sit down and just chat about life and things. Well After an hour of some lovely heart to heart stuff the husband asks about an old shoe box that had been in the cupboard since they were married, with a note from the wife. Under no circumstances do not open! Well she said I think today is the time to share it's contents. She opens the box and inside is a fine embroidery, with the words I'm sorry , love you lots and 25000 pounds. Well that's a lovely embroidery why is it there? Well she said on the day we got married my mother said to me, if you ever feel your husband has been, unkind, or just a dick and you take solace in the arms or bed of someone else, just ask for forgiveness and sew a little sorry note and save it until you feel the time is right! Well the husband shed a little tear, hugged his wife and remarked, although they had their ups and downs in that 50 years he was feeling blessed she only felt the need to transgress once, he hugged his wife again and forgave her . But he said, what about the 25000 pounds? Well I made that by selling of the others!
  2. Good god what next Eassssieee as Admin.... Oh she is
  3. That's why I like Czech beer
  4. And to think this started with a pint of Guinness
  5. Mm now that depends on the width of your fingers
  6. as Essiee started this conversation thought it would be good to put it out there. so Essieee prefers to have a large head. me I like mine with a nice looking creamy head.... Jointy will have head any way it comes. So folks how do you like yours........... oooh soz we are talking beers
  7. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-68438355
  8. Unfortunately all hush hush. I only got to know because I was delivering the goods for the party after the unveiling.
  9. Meant to add it's a WW1 memorial bronze
  10. Today after 5 years hard work, a bronze cast statue has been completed in a little known foundry just 20miles away from me. completed in a little place called Chalford, Gloucestershire . this large piece of bronze is destined for the White House. hopefully when its unveiled in the near future you all can say Draygunnar gave us the news first rofl.
  11. Ty for all the good wishes. Enjoying my birthday on holiday in Bulgaria and looking forward to a little more down time as my retirement officially starts today.
  12. Well where has it gone? Let's hope 2024 brings a little more joy and peace to those innocent who are suffering at the hands of tyranny and greed. Well folks it's been a blast let's raise a glass to those that have passed and heartfelt good wishes to those who are still with us. Let us look forward to 2024 with renewed hope.
  13. A very Merry Christmas to one and all. Wishing you all health and happiness in these trying times. God bless you one and all. Ps as we in Europe are seeing Santa first, I'm checking his sac for any hacks you tarts may have wished for.
  14. Brizzel only 20 miles south ....I'm in
  15. Barmy ..top floor of the flat with the lights out...a can short of a six pack..
  16. https://fb.watch/nmQK92OgYm/ I'm still laughing at this one https://fb.watch/nmRc2prK3H/
  17. Caught this super Tench on Bratwurst sausage.
  18. Just having a catch up with the boat moored up alongside. When she confessed she had acute angina. . Thought luck was in
  19. I dont know wahat to say
  20. Have a good one , over the pond you all.. if you can't stay sober...stay safe
  21. Getting to know you , getting to know all about you..
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