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Daily Scramble #992 — all 6 words, avg 5.8s · 146 pts ▶ Play the XtremeIdiots Daily Games

Daily Connections #992 — solved all 4 groups (2 mistakes) · 100 pts ▶ Play the XtremeIdiots Daily Games

Daily Wordle #992 — solved in 4/6 · 55 pts ▶ Play the XtremeIdiots Daily Games

Caught the sun today and so went to the docs. Mmm she said, looks rough so prescribed chamomile and Viagra. I get the lotion but the Viagra? The chamomile will sooth the burns. The Viagra will keeps the sheets off you for a few hours .

Aim Challenge #983 — 15 targets, avg 759ms · 120 pts ▶ Play the XtremeIdiots Daily Games

Daily Scramble #983 — 5/6 words · 83 pts ▶ Play the XtremeIdiots Daily Games

Daily Wordle #983 — solved in 5/6 · 40 pts ▶ Play the XtremeIdiots Daily Games

Just met up with an old friend. "What you been up to" I asked? Oh I just had a new hearing aid fitted. Its state of the art and the best thing ever, he replied. "What type is it," I asked? 10 past 11 he replied!

A couple had been married for 40 years and he managed all of the money. He told his wife that he did not ever want her to look inside the safe. One day, when he was away her curiosity got the best of her and she looked into the safe and found $10,000 and three eggs. When her husband returned home, she told him what she had done. He said, "I told you never to look inside the safe!" She answered, "Too bad, I did. But I don't understand what the 3 eggs are doing in the safe." The husband said, "Well, to be perfectly honest, I put an egg in the safe every time I have an affair with another woman." The wife said, "I am not pleased about that but, then again, I suppose 3 times in 40 years is not all that bad." But what about the 10,000 The man answered, "I should also tell you that when I get a dozen eggs, I sell them."

Rofl Ty key

Ty all

Wishing everyone a healthy and self fulfilling new year.

My mate Tony has just asked me not so say his name backwards! Hrmm Y Not ?

Shhhh

However for a decent bottle of wine

ROFL

Mm do I get the matching t shirt?,

Super

tidy job TY

Good evening

im in