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Just met up with an old friend. "What you been up to" I asked? Oh I just had a new hearing aid fitted. Its state of the art and the best thing ever, he replied. "What type is it," I asked? 10 past 11 he replied!

A couple had been married for 40 years and he managed all of the money. He told his wife that he did not ever want her to look inside the safe. One day, when he was away her curiosity got the best of her and she looked into the safe and found $10,000 and three eggs. When her husband returned home, she told him what she had done. He said, "I told you never to look inside the safe!" She answered, "Too bad, I did. But I don't understand what the 3 eggs are doing in the safe." The husband said, "Well, to be perfectly honest, I put an egg in the safe every time I have an affair with another woman." The wife said, "I am not pleased about that but, then again, I suppose 3 times in 40 years is not all that bad." But what about the 10,000 The man answered, "I should also tell you that when I get a dozen eggs, I sell them."

Rofl Ty key

Ty all

Wishing everyone a healthy and self fulfilling new year.

My mate Tony has just asked me not so say his name backwards! Hrmm Y Not ?

Shhhh

However for a decent bottle of wine

ROFL

Mm do I get the matching t shirt?,

Super

tidy job TY

Good evening

im in

Here's wishing one and all a very peaceful and happy Christmas. Also I'm raising a glass to absent friends and family . I may not know you all personally but feel we have lasting friendships around the globe. God bless you one and all.

mmm don't join otherwise it becomes a habit.. mind you that is a place you'll get nun! nah you havent a prayer!

Lol bio that women is so demanding

I saw a women doctor today, and she said your going to have to stop masterbating. Ooh I said is this affecting my health. No she said I'm trying to examine you!

If your short I can wear tights

The fire chief was mexican I heard. Had two sons one was called Jose and the other Hoseb

Just heard that the factory where my uncle works as a security guard has just caught fire. We were a bit worried as the poor bugger has two wooden legs. Well we've just received a phone call to say that through the hard work and bravery of the fire service , the factory was saved. Unfortunately, we weren't quick enough and your uncle was burnt to the ground......