MEEEEEEEEEEETTAAALLL-SLLLLUUUUGGZZZ,IS BOUT TO PULL THE PLUUUUUUUG,AINT GOT NO TIIIIIIIIIME,TO CRY AND WHIIIIIIINE,CANT PAY ATTENTTIIIIOOON,TO WHATEVA YOU SAAAAAAAY ,BUT THATS OKKK CUZ I STIL WIN!
IM KILLING IN THE XI SERVER ALL DAY,GOT THE MAPS ON LOCK WITH THE RUSSIAN AK,CRUISING IN THE TANK CUZ
THEY GOTTA BE RUN FLAT,YOU GOT RUN OVER? WELL YOU BETTER NOT COME BACK! WHINY ASS PLAYERS TRY N SAY I CHEAT
CUZ I JUMP WHEN THEY SHOOT NEVA ON MY FEET ,THEY MAKE IT TOO EASY CUZ THEY ALWAYS CAMPING SO I TEAR DOWN
THEIR TENTS HEAR THE METALS CLAPPING.CHEATERS AND HACKERS GET MAD AT ME, CUZ I END UP WINNING EVEN THO THEY
CHEAT,RUNNING PAST NUBE TUBES WITH A MAGNUM AT HAND,I JUST JUMP AND SHOOT BEFORE I LAND,UNLOAD ALL BULLETS WHILE YOU STOP AND STARE,NOW YOUR DEAD CUZZING AT ME BUT I REALLY DONT CARE! 30 SECONDS LEFT AND THEY SHOUTING "NO MORE",METAL-SLUGZ ENDS UP NUMBER ONE ON THE SCOREBOARD!
OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHYT I GOT DOOOOOOWWWNNNNNNNNNN LOL