Sf.Petru

Picture it: Rural area, Sunday morning, church is packed and the devil decides to pay a visit. The doors burst open, and a black cloud rolls in with the devil in its midst. People jump out of the pews and run outdoors, screaming - all except for two. One is the Pastor, the other is an elderly farmer. Satan is a bit perplexed. He points to the Pastor and says, - You! I can understand why you didn't run away, you are in your Lord's house, you preach against me everyday and you aren't afraid of me. But YOU (points to the farmer), why didn't you run out scared like everyone else? The farmer crosses one leg over the other and drawls, - Why, I'm surprised you don't recognize me...I've been married to your sister for 36 years!

Charlize Theron bought a new convertible. One day she was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop. The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?" Charlize said, "I'm sorry sir, but wherever I go, there's always a tree in front of me and I can't seem to get away from it!" The cop looked at her and said, "Lady, that's your air freshener!"

Jennifer Love Hewitt & Jennifer Aniston were in a parking lot of Hollywood studios trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they just couldn't! Jennifer Aniston stopped for a moment to catch her breath. Jennifer Love Hewitt said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."

As he lay on his deathbed, the man confident ti his wife: - I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughtout our whole mariage. All those nights when I told you I was working late, I was with other women. And not just one women, but I've slept with dozen of them. His wife looked at him calmly and said: - Why do you think I gave you the poison?

proof here .... google & his monitor:

@@google I should never underestimate the predictibility of stupidity. Learn the fucking englese you fucker!!! And remember this ... if you look/sound like a fucker ... well .... you are a fucker! FU harder!!!

@@TBB yes left nipple ..... google right nipple ... alegzander

The world is full of "beautiful" people. What would we do without them?

when I get home, I have to make a picture with "google" aka "noobinator"

google>XI< ... http://www.xtremeidiots.com/index.php?/user/1270-google/ alegzander<XI< ... http://www.xtremeidiots.com/index.php?/user/2449-alegzander/ jumper>XI< ... http://www.xtremeidiots.com/index.php?/user/3194-jumper/ Grizzly>XI< ... http://www.xtremeidiots.com/index.php?/user/2532-grizzly/ Sf.Petru>XI< ... http://www.xtremeidiots.com/index.php?/user/3096-sf.petru/ I make no comment, do you?

ko!

fighting style!

In our language LABA means JERK OFF. This man running for mayor in a town in Romania

@@alegzander this girl sing like I play ... slowly. I need something like this parody:

@@hxtr Not to mention that google enchanted us and steal the skill. By the way, he suck constantly from us a few grams of skill daily. I swear ... from my point of view ... I want to evolve but I can't break the spell .... Looks like I'm cursed.

@ Maybe, but it was constructive for me. Thanks again for your trust and understanding, and for the warm welcome from now.

Your extra bonus. Choose one and leave the other two for me and google

@@hxtr Yes, it fits perfectly. The interesting part here is adapting translation. Dialogue has little connection to the original, in fact it's a parody in Romanian language and the main characters are the best known COD2 players from Romania at that time. As if someone translates a movie and would call characters: hxtr, Wildthing, google, UnCillieno, Sonovabich ... etc, putting in their mouth sparkling lines. All of that JUST FOR FUN!

lasa bre alegz ca e pe vine si la tine. ultimii vor fi cei dintai.

@@shooter yes, really great truth!