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Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, "I was cleaning the Father's room the other day, and I found a bunch of pornographic magazines." "What did you do?" the second nun asked. "I threw them in the trash, of course." "Well," said the second nun, "I was in the Father's room putting away laundry and found a bunch of condoms." "What did you do?" the first nun asked. "I poked holes in them." "Oh, crap," said the third nun.

At a news conference, a journalist said to the politician running for the presidency, "Your secretary said publicly that you have a small penis. Would you please comment on this." "The truth is," replied the politician, "that she has a big mouth."

No it's not like the Tubes Rockets, claymores or bunny hopping, Tubes, Rockets, Claymores and Bunny Hopping were all in COD4 as standard, stuff like Gas was just added with these mods, we are invited to test and make comments about these mods, weapons, perks and killstreaks so to say people are whining about something extra that has been added is out of order, do we just accept everything extra that is going on in freezetag or do we express an opinion as we have been asked, this gas makes some smaller maps totally unplayable, there is so much of it around the maps just become gridlocked, why should everyone have to use the perk to stop the gas, actually that's a good idea, you must also want to get rid of the gas because if everyone used the mask then the gas would be totally useless, but that's not gonna happen it's just another way for bad players to get cheap kills, it's easy to throw a lot of purple stuff about and close the map down then you can just sit and camp and take out stunned players easily. SOB i only meant the crying i hear while in game i was not intending to insult or put down anyone posting in this topic i realize our opinions are asked for here and that is my opinion again I apologize if I was misunderstood

keep the smoke btw your not going to get a majority on this its just like noob toobs and claymores and rockets and bunny hopping and every other fucking thing someone wants to cry about. its now part of the game and you need to either use the perk that immunes you to it or get used to it

run speed is a tad too fast. i realize the run and gunners are loving the run speed but for snipers this is hell!!!!!!!

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map called StreetsofAcc is doing a continuous loop for me when i try to download it in the server. will delete the map out of my folder and retry but just thought you should know

There once was a farmer who was raising 3 daughters on his own. He was very concerned about their well being and always did his best to watch out for them. As they entered their late teens the girls dated, and on this particular evening all three of his girls were going out on a date. This was the first time this had occurred. As was his custom, he would greet the young suitor at the door holding his shotgun, not to menace or threaten but merely to ensure that the young man knew who was boss. The doorbell rang and the first of the boys arrived. Father answered the door and the lad said, "Hi, my name's Joe, I'm here for Flo. We're going to the show, is she ready to go?" The father looked him over and sent the kids on their way. The next lad arrived and said, "My name's Eddie, I'm here for Betty, we're gonna get some spaghetti, is she ready?" Father felt this one was okay too, so off the two kids went. The final young man arrived and the farmer opened the door. The boy started off, "Hi, my name's Chuck… --" and the farmer shot him.

Check your classes. Tested it without any friendly fire settings and it works ok here. Unless when this happened you were in an RC or something? yes sammy i was referring to being in a RC car the emp protection does not work. it worked in the older mod. however if you fixed the problem with being froze after becoming human again i have no issues with emp protection not working for RC car

the hardwired perk is supposed to protect you from EMP grenades however it does not.

so which is it are we running faster with a shorter spawn time or same with a shorter spawn time lol

I'm cooking her home made taco's and were having an ice cream cake for after dinner. Happy birthday Fiancee

Boss (to the new employee): We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in? New employee: Yes, sir. Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness...................................There is no mat.

hi its nice to see more redheads and i must say WOW Dukoo we need to get her on women of XI boobie channel

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rockape wasn't in teamspeak when i was moved however he was probably doing it threw the control panel thanks for letting me know though

maybe ill get a chance to write down some of my own poems i wrote

This is not a website problem per-say however this may still be a problem. in teamspeak tonight about 2 minutes after i joined i was moved from the default channel to call of duty5 ADM. Mickey was in there as well. I asked him if he had moved me and he said no its been doing this all night. He said that someone that wasn't even in teamspeak has been moving people to random channels. Now i know Admin can do this from the TS control panel however i have seen teamspeaks hacked in the past an I also know there are bots that can do this. just thought i should bring this up since i know XI are always on high alert to the abnormal.

lol well thats 4 ex GRIM members to join XI :-D im bringing an army gentlemen

oh please dont let this bitch in XI dont believe a word he is saying hes a lying tramp lol just kidding love ya bravo

edited cuz im an idiot and i thought killerkitty started this topic

Two Italian virgins marry and go on their honeymoon. Unfortunately, neither knows what to do when they get there. The newlyweds call the groom's mother for advice. The mother says that they should sit on the bed together, snuggle, and things should happen from there. The newlyweds do this, but nothing happens. The groom calls his mother back. She says they should take their clothes off, get under the covers, and nature should take its course. The bride and groom take his mother's advice, but still nothing comes to mind. He calls his mother a third time. Getting frustrated with the situation, she says, "Listen, just take the biggest thing you have and stick it in her hairiest spot!" The groom is quiet for a moment and then asks his mother, "I've got my nose in her armpit -- now what?"

Two guys are hitting the links at their local golf and country club. Luckily, it's a beautiful day, and there's hardly anyone on the course, so they've been breezing through the holes. Up around the seventh tee, they spot the first people on the course other than themselves, two ladies who, from the guys' perspective, are having trouble on the green. In fact, they've each five-putted it! The first guy says ''Christ. I hope they just had a bad hole, I don't want to follow these broads for the next eleven holes!'' The second one goes, ''Well, maybe I'll go talk to them, and maybe they can let us pass them. I'll be back in a sec.'' So he trots off, about to go and ask to let them pass. Suddenly, about a hundred feet away from the women, he stops, turns and runs away from them as fast as he can. When he comes back, he exclaims, ''Jesus! That's my wife and my girlfriend! They're both here! Golfing together! I'm sorry, man, but I can't say anything to them. I'm liable to be killed if they saw me. How about you go ask them?'' So the other guy concurs, and trots off to ask the women if they can pass and get on with their game. Then he stops suddenly, spins around and runs back to his buddy in the same manner. ''What's wrong? What's the matter?'' his friend says. ''Same damn thing,''

haha id prolly puke

An old man and woman were married for many years. Whenever there as a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!". Neighbors feared him. The old man liked the fact that he was feared. To everyone’s relief he died of a heart attack when he was 98. His wife had a closed casket at his funeral. After the burial, her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked "Aren’t you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?". The wife said "Let him dig. I had him buried upside down. And I know he won’t ask for directions."