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A man visits his doctor with celery stalks stuck in each ear and a carrot stick up each nostril. He mumbles, "Doc, I'm just not feeling well." The doctor replies, "Maybe you're not eating right."

Prison vs. Work -- In prison, you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell. At work, you spend most of your time in a 6' X 8' cubicle. -- In prison, you get three meals a day. At work, you get 30 minutes for a meal you buy or bring yourself. --In prison, you get time off for good behavior. At work, good behavior is rewarded with more work. -- In prison, they allow your family and friends to visit. At work, even personal calls are disallowed. -- In prison, all expenses are paid by taxpayers. At work, you are the taxpayer. -- In prison, everyone knows when you drop the soap. At work, everyone knows when you drop the ball. --In prison, you spend most of your time waiting to get out from behind bars. At work, you spend most of your time waiting to go into the bars. --In prison, there are sadistic wardens. At work, there are managers. -- In prison, you can get shivved. At work, you get shafted.

you dont have to press cntrl to select all brushes you can just hit I however i tried that when i had the error and still got the error after sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't and regarding your comment about needing ALOT of info i figured the tuts are already out there for the most part i would just like to give out solid links for tuts and such but list errors and such like that out clearly if you come across an error and figure out or look up how to fix it eficiently post in here so i can add it to the list i would just like to compile errors and info together so we as mappers dont have to go across the internet so much to find how to fix something one of our fellow members has already figured out in the past and once/if i get moderator rights to the mappers section of the forums ill sexify it anyone have any clues on how high to make the skybox to allow all the extra perks that comes from our mw2 mod

Download Cod4 radiant Mod Tools v.1.0 will fill in link when i find a stable link Mod Tools v.1.1 Update will fill in a link when i find a stable link unzip into your call of duty4 root folder unzip the update into your bin folder. Click yes to replace files On running CoD4Radiant for the first time, you will need to load the included cod4.prj project file which is located in "\bin". Where to find models and prefabs For Models right click the 2D screen, go down to misc-model. Directory is 'C:\ProgramFiles\Activision\Call of Duty 4 - Modern Warfare\raw\xmodel\' here should contain all the extracted model files. For Prefabs right click the 2D screen, go down to misc-prefab. Directory is 'C:\ProgramFiles\Activision\Call of Duty 4 - Modern Warfare\map_source. Then either enter prefabs folder or select a file there

rugger can i get moderator rights for the mappers section to organize please

compile errors Problem - Max Cells Exceeded Solution - You have too many structure brushes in your map. Go threw your map and make every brush that is NOT a structure brush into a detail brush. To do this select the brush you wish to change and right click the 2D window and go down to make detail. Problem - Node has no volume Solution - you have a brush that has re-sized itself to non existent. This typically happens when resizing,cutting, or rotating in the 0.5 grid. Only solution i have found to fix this problem is manually select every single brush in your map, Go to New map then copy selection. rename your map then compile. If error is gone delete old map file and rename new map file to old name. Problem - *******Leaked*********** Solution - you have no sky box or your skybox is not sealed or lined up correctly. First draw a box around your entire map with a lot of extra space between your box and anything in your map. Second choose the hollow function from your toolbar. Third re-size each brush created from hollowing to fit exactly with the other brushes(do not forget ceiling and floor brushes). Fourth Hold Cntrl-Shft then left click the inside of all 6 brushes(ceiling,floor,4 walls). Go up to textures then usage and click sky. Choose a sky texture that fits your map(make sure it is a multi-player sky texture you choose). save and compile to be continued

use this one +set fs_game Mods/customMaps +set r_fullscreen 1 +set scr_game_playerwaittime 0

pics of my second map <img src="http://screenshot.xfire.com/s/127354010-3.jpg" /> <img src="http://screenshot.xfire.com/s/127354007-3.jpg" /> <img src="http://screenshot.xfire.com/s/127354003-3.jpg" /> <img src="http://screenshot.xfire.com/s/127354000-3.jpg" /> <img src="http://screenshot.xfire.com/s/127353999-3.jpg" />

looks good bogleg let it be said let it be done

After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed you gave me a diamond necklace for Valentine's Day. What do you think it means?" "You'll know tonight," he said. That evening the husband came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it- -to find a book entitled "The Meaning of Dreams"

i was thinking of putting together a start-up kit and a commonly gotten error post in this section if anyone gets an error on compiler or anywhere else and they learn how to efficiently fix this error please post here what the error was called and how you fixed it also list good tut sites and youtube vids to watch (blackjackjonny) after we get a little info collected, with permission of rugger, id like to organize it all including our mappers section so its easy to find and sexy looking. what do you mappers think?

A grey goose walks into a bar and says" I'd like a scotch on the rocks." The bartender looks at the goose funny, but goes to get him his drink anyway. The bartender continues to look at the goose so the goose asks, "Hey, what's your deal? Why do you keep looking at me like that?" The bartender says, "Besides the fact that you are a talking goose? Well I actually have a drink named after you. The grey goose replies, "You have a drink named Ron?

i bought it after watching the vids and i like it alot

A student is talking to his teacher. Student: "Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?" Teacher:" Of course not." Student: "Good, because I haven't done my homework!

There were three restaurants on the same block. One day one of them put up a sign which said "The Best Restaurant in the City." The next day, the largest restaurant on the block put up a larger sign which said "The Best Restaurant in the World." On the third day, the smallest restaurant put up a small sign which said "The Best Restaurant on this Block."

after watching the videos i really really want this game i have already voted not interested but wish to change my vote if we could get an XI server that saves the data so you dont have to restart all the time i would be very very willing to donate my time to this game i dont like the idea of having to restart everything every day or every week

wholy shit i figured it out i was hitting file-load instead of open wow i wanna shoot myself

update ive reinstalled radiant and still receiving the problem

stopped mapping for awhile but when ive come back to it I'm getting this error when trying to load ANY map even prebuilt prefabs

A guy orders spaghetti in a restaurant. In the middle of eating he finds a hair in his food. He says to the waiter, "I'm not paying for this dirty meal," and walks out. The waiter watches the guy go into a whorehouse. The waiter waits about 10 minutes, bursts through the door and finds the guy with his face buried in pussy. The waiter says, "You eat pussy and complain about one hair in your spaghetti." The man replies, "Yeah, and if I find any spaghetti in this pussy, I'm not paying for it either."

A woman asks the pharmacist if he sells extra large condoms. The pharmacist replies, "Yes, would you like to buy one?" The woman says, "No, but do you mind if I stand here and wait to see if anyone buys one?"

Two ladies, a Yankee and a Southern Belle, are sitting next to each other on a plane. The Southern Belle turns to the Yankee and asks, "So, where y'all from?" The Yankee replies, "I am from a place where we do not end our sentences with a preposition." Without missing a beat, the Southern Belle bats her lashes and asks, "So, where y'all from, bitch?"

Joe enters the confessional and tells the priest that he has committed adultery. "Oh, no," said the priest, thinking of the most promiscuous women in town. "Was it with Marie Brown?" "I'd rather not say who it was." "Was it with Betty Smith?" "I'd rather not say," says Joe. So the priest gives him absolution and Joe leaves. While leaving the church, Joe's friend asks if he received absolution. "Yes, and two very good leads!

just thought it would be fun to know how people decided on there in-game names. when i first started gaming in a game called Joint Operations i wanted to come up with a cool name. Something that would strike fear in the hearts of the enemy. i was young....... i came up with RockKiller...... I know retarded right lol. Then i joined my first clan called NLB and rockkiller was too big to fit with the tags so i just went with killer. then after i found out that NLB was a hacker clan that supported and invited hackers i left NLB and wanted to change my name. I was trying to think of a new name and an American red cross commercial came on the tv. so for about a year i was AmericanRedCross. Then i started a clan called GRIM and yet again my name was too big. i shortened it to RedCross and was GRIM-RedCross for many years after awhile i got tired of being called Red so i shortened it once again to just Cross. and that's that!

i just bought hitman abso on steam for halfprice as well wish there was a multiplayer aspect to the game hey add me to your steam account my username is primoland