GorillaXI

Hey Mal, if you do get a Storm get the .40 S&W over the 9mm. It has more stopping power. But I don't have to tell you that.

Shot it down in Texas. Did 5 rounds in a 1 inch diameter at 100 yards. Yeah I think the scope helped.

So, I thought that after I had to put my dog down I'd get a new family member. Here she is. A Remington R-15 223 Life is good

I know some of you are Idiots. But Ritchi has been around for a long time. He has just been away at school. Wow some of you noobs need to catch up on events.

So it looks like I might be away for longer then I thought. I recieved the job offer todany and need to get back up to Colorado and move my stuff down to Texas. I start my new job on the 29th. I'll be back soon as I can.

Thanks for being there Hexe. Talk to you when I get home from Texas.

Don't worry Bart. Won't go unless he gets the tab...LOL Paper I'l call ya when I get down there

An Israeli doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks." A German doctor says, "That's nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks." A Russian doctor says, "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another and have them both looking for work in two weeks." An Illinois doctor says, "You guys are way behind. We recently took a man with no brains out of Illinois, put him in the White House and within six months half the country was looking for work."

Done

Again thanks everyone. It was a true gift to have her in my life and I say the same for all my friends and family here. What a great family we have here.

I will be gone all week to Texas for some job interviews and spend some time with my folks. Also gonna try to have a few beers with Paperman. See ya

Yeah Billy, I saw the sam look last night also. There was no more soul left in her eyes.

Thank you everyone for your thoughts. It was the hardest choice I think any decent person can make. She was my best friend and my baby girl even though she wes so old. I know that it was better for her. May not be better for me now. But in this time seeing as many of you don't know I lost my job last month just before I left for Germany. But this to I must get through with a good outlook and take those steps forward. She isn't at my side anymore but will always be with me in my heart.

She was my baby. She was havin kiddney failure and lost the soul from her eyes. It was a long 2 weeks to think about it. But I had to make a choice. One of the hardest I've ever made.

I just got home from putting my baby down. Why do some get to chose what happens to others? Life does not seem fair sometimes. I will miss you Patty. Sleep well my baby.

You cant bullshit a bullshitter but you can prognosticate a prognosticator

http://g4tv.com/videos/44556/Fall-of-Duty-News-with-Adam-Sessler/

Nice Loader

A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the Texas plains without water. His horse has already died of thirst. He's crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last breath, when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him. He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand and discovers what looks to be an old briefcase. He opens it and out pops a genie. But this is no ordinary genie. She is wearing a FEMA (Federal Emergency Management Agency) ID badge and a dull gray dress.. There's a calculator in her pocketbook. She has a pencil tucked behind one ear. 'Well, cowboy,' says the genie....You know how I work....You have three wishes.' 'I'm not falling for this.' said the cowboy.... 'I'm not going to trust a FEMA genie.' 'What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation and it looks like you're a goner anyway!' The cowboy thinks about this for a minute and decides that the genie is right. 'OK!, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food and drink..' ***POOF*** The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen And he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies. ; 'OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish.' 'My second wish is that I was rich beyond my wildest dreams.' ***POOF*** The cowboy finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare gold coins and precious gems. 'OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!' After thinking for a few minutes, the cowboy says... 'I wish that no matter where I go, beautiful women will want and need me.' ***POOF*** He was turned into a tampon. Moral of the story: If the government offers to help you, there's going to be a string attached

I heard it on 1Live a few weeks ago on my vistit to Germany. Haven't heard is since

Ohh crap...This was the first thing I though about Killroy when I saw this post.

15 years ago while in college I worked at a retail store and we had hats with a "G" on them. At this time I had just moved to Dallas and didn't know many people. I was at a party one night after work with some new friends that I had met at school. Some guy asked what the "G" stood for. A guy I didn't know at the time shouted out Gorilla. Turns out that name stuck ever since then. The stranger who said Gorilla turned out to be one of my best friends. My friends in Dallas still call me that or "G" when we speak.

I need to get one so I can say I can give a Flying F#*k

LOL Nice one T4LBlue,,

Congrats Canada on the gold medal. Was a great game to watch. Now if only Caper will calm down cause we won't allow him across the border.