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Have a GREAT birthday everyone!!!

Something something hot blonde in bathing suit

FUN stuff - thanks

Yup - try it - you might like it!

I just stick my fingers in a socket to get grounded

Have a GREAT birthday!!

No. 1 & 2 @BUDMAN in his younger days - you should see him now!!!! Don't start a FU contest - I have lots more that I posted

Kaptcrunch? Kaptcrunch?? Kaptcrunch who??? Welcome back anyway!

NICE shots - thanks!

Yo - @BUDMAN here's a few I missed the other day!!!

NICE!!! But where's the blonde sunbathing???

Have a GREAT birthday!!!

Have a GREAT birthday!!!!

An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake... He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy... Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?" The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, "No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times..." A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should, she was standing on it." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde a dded, "it's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari." Blonde walks into a doctors office and says: "Doctor, what’s the problem with me? When I touch my arm, ouch! It hurts... When I touch my leg, ouch! it hurts... When I touch my head, ouch! It hurts... When I touch my chest, ouch! it really hurts!" The Doctor replies: "Your finger is broken." A blonde calls her mom... Blonde: "Mom mom!! I'm a genius!" Mother: "Really dear? How's that possible?" Blonde: "I finished a puzzle that I've been working on for 1 year and on the box it said 'for 2-5 yrs'." One day a blond walks into a doctors office with both of her ears burnt. The doctor askes her what had happened. She says, "well... when I was ironing my work suit the phone rang and I mistakanly picked up the iron instead of the phone. "Well that explains one ear, but what about the other." "The bastard called again"

NO!!! Reading your posts!!!!!

Congrats!!! You have just been nominated and voted in as the biggest FUCKING whack job on the planet!!!!!

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!! Not only did he get a bad batch - but he smoked it all at once!! Bloody limey

Thought I was the only one with that problem!!!

Have a GREAT birthday!!

Wrong @TheCheeseyCrusader This is modern man - @RobMc anyway

I second the vote!!!