wolff44 Posted October 17, 2010 Member ID: 864 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 4 Topic Count: 11 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 37 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 7 Achievement Points: 411 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/10/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 03/04/1963 Share Posted October 17, 2010 1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand? 3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know? 4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words? 5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack? 6. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing? 7. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing? 8. Why do "tug" boats push their barges? 9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there? 10. Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting? 11. Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"? 12. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected? 13. Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites? 14. Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things? 15. Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds? 16. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it? 17. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? 18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? 19. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right? 21. Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead? 22. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase? 23. How come abbreviated is such a long word? 24. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? 25. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? 26. Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one? And now for the best.......... 27. Christmas - What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TopSide Posted October 17, 2010 Member ID: 114 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 1 Topic Count: 4 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 95 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 2 Achievement Points: 526 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 25, 2020 Birthday: 11/17/1956 Share Posted October 17, 2010 If moths like light so much why do they come out after dark? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pwrcrzy52 Posted October 17, 2010 Member ID: 103 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 43 Topic Count: 698 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 3298 Content Per Day: 0.62 Reputation: 1604 Achievement Points: 25682 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 18 hours ago Birthday: 07/10/1952 Device: Windows Share Posted October 17, 2010 Why is it a driveway at your house and a parkway on the road Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
2_MANY_BEERS Posted October 17, 2010 Member ID: 96 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 107 Topic Count: 1048 Topics Per Day: 0.20 Content Count: 8812 Content Per Day: 1.64 Reputation: 3298 Achievement Points: 62176 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 29 Birthday: 06/30/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted October 17, 2010 You forgot one WOlf Why does TSW's game suck so bad? Cause it does. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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