Retirement Planning

[WolfTiS]

 If  you had  purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it 
would  now  be worth  $49.00.

With Enron, you would   have had $16.50 left of the original  $1,000.00.

With WorldCom,  you would have had  less than $5.00   left.

If you had  purchased $1,000  of Delta Air Lines stock, you would  
have $49.00  left.

But,  if you had  purchased $1,000.00 worth of wine one year ago, 
drank all  the  wine, then turned in the bottles for the recycling  
REFUND, you would  have had  $214.00.

Based  on the  above, the best current investment advice is  to  
drink  heavily and  recycle.

 

Let  people you care about know this... and  tell them  to start now!! 
I am  passing this information on as a public service... there  is no 
need to thank me.

 

 

 

[SHADOOW]

hahahahahahahaha now there's a plan,

[Daxx68]

Now thats a plan i can work with ..

[Cpt.TennealXI]

LMFAO....good one