pwrcrzy52 Posted December 18, 2010 Member ID: 103 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 43 Topic Count: 698 Topics Per Day: 0.12 Content Count: 3300 Content Per Day: 0.58 Reputation: 1604 Achievement Points: 25692 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 31, 2024 Birthday: 07/10/1952 Device: Windows Posted December 18, 2010 What is the best thing about dating a homeless woman? You can drop her off anywhere. What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted. What should a woman say to a man she's just had sex with? Whatever she wants. He's sleeping. Where does virgin wool come from? Ugly sheep. How do you spot the blind man at a nudist colony? It isn't hard. How can you piss off your wife while making love? Call her from your cell phone. What does the brideof a Polish man get that's long and hard on her wedding night? His last name. What's the down side to a threesome? You could disappoint two women instead of just one. How do you know you're really ugly? Dogs close their eyes when they're humping your leg. Why are hurricanes named after women? Because they arrive wet and wild, then leave with your house and car. Awards
chavez Posted December 18, 2010 Member ID: 206 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 11 Topic Count: 43 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 705 Content Per Day: 0.12 Reputation: 149 Achievement Points: 4266 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/03/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 27 Birthday: 11/29/1961 Device: Windows Posted December 18, 2010 Awards
TBB Posted December 18, 2010 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20404 Content Per Day: 3.65 Reputation: 22461 Achievement Points: 147463 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 390 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted December 18, 2010 Funny - too bad it's true. Awards
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