TedsofBeverlyHills Posted January 30, 2011 Member ID: 255 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 24 Topic Count: 140 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1809 Content Per Day: 0.32 Reputation: 2091 Achievement Points: 15969 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 22 Joined: 09/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 17, 2024 Birthday: 12/17/1957 Device: Windows Posted January 30, 2011 An Irish woman of advanced age visitedher physician to ask his advice on reviving her husband's libido. 'What about trying Viagra?'asked the doctor 'Not a chance', she said. 'He won't even take an aspirin.' 'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'..It's when youdrop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a tryand call me in a week to let me know how things went..' It wasn't a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as toher progress. The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid! Justterrible, doctor!' 'Really? What happened?' asked the doctor. 'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect wasalmost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with hispants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups andtablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and therepassionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolutenightmare!'?? 'Why so terrible?' asked the doctor,'Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?' 'Freakin' jaysus, 'twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'msittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!' Awards
Blackbart Posted January 30, 2011 Member ID: 51 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 342 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5974 Content Per Day: 1.04 Reputation: 3766 Achievement Points: 45818 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 27, 2021 Birthday: 06/26/1949 Posted January 30, 2011 LOL... Awards
Toothpick Posted January 30, 2011 Member ID: 1891 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 12 Topic Count: 59 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1092 Content Per Day: 0.20 Reputation: 4 Achievement Points: 6106 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/14/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 17, 2012 Birthday: 03/19/1985 Posted January 30, 2011 rofl
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