Dark Asylumn Posted February 8, 2011 Member ID: 809 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 41 Topic Count: 252 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2840 Content Per Day: 0.50 Reputation: 1032 Achievement Points: 20424 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 11/29/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 01:17 PM Birthday: 06/25/1979 Device: Windows Posted February 8, 2011 Bite My Eye A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his tab was. Thebartender replies that it is twenty dollars plus tip. The guy says,"I'll bet you my tab double or nothing that I can bite my eye." Thebartender accepts the bet, and the guy pulls out his glass eye andbites it.He has a few more drinks and asks for his bill again. The bartenderreports that his bill now is thirty dollars plus tip. He bets thebartender he can bite his other eye. The bartender accepts knowing theman can't possibly have two glass eyes.The guy then proceeds to take out his false teeth and bite his othereye. EDIT:::::: Due to overwhelming request the beer was free Awards
SGTDANKO Posted February 8, 2011 Member ID: 3214 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 27 Topic Count: 206 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2362 Content Per Day: 0.48 Reputation: 50 Achievement Points: 14004 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/21/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 4, 2015 Birthday: 06/23/1981 Posted February 8, 2011 so was the beer free ?
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