007andahalf Posted February 18, 2011 Member ID: 1142 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 12 Topic Count: 20 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 96 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 24 Achievement Points: 747 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/15/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 7 Birthday: 11/21/1964 Device: Windows Share Posted February 18, 2011 Anew guy in town walks into a bar and notices a large jar filled with £10 notes,'Whets with the jar' he asks, 'if you put in a tenner and pass 3 tests, youkeep all the money' ..the barman replies. 'OK,'the guy says,handing over£10. 'Right the barman explains. 'first you have to down a bottle of chillitequila. Second, there is a pit bull in the yard with a sore tooth you have toextract with your bare hands. Thirdly, an old lady upstairs has never had anorgasm. Do what you must. 'Easy, the guy says, gulping all the tequila untiltears stream down his cheeks. Drunk he staggers out the back. Everyone hearsbarking, yelping and growling, then silence. Just when they think the man mustbe dead, he staggers back in.'Now,'he slurs, 'Wherezat ol'lady with the soretooth?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Sun Tzu Posted February 18, 2011 Member ID: 542 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 5 Topic Count: 311 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 1628 Content Per Day: 0.30 Reputation: 29 Achievement Points: 11299 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/30/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 3, 2014 Birthday: 03/01/1975 Share Posted February 18, 2011 LMAO that sounds like something Cheese would do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter1948 Posted February 18, 2011 Member ID: 1850 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 98 Topic Count: 328 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 8620 Content Per Day: 1.72 Reputation: 4222 Achievement Points: 55994 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/29/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 06/19/1948 Device: Windows Share Posted February 18, 2011 Now that was funny and sounds like the old days with out the dog of coarse. LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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