Unchileno Posted March 10, 2011 Member ID: 101 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 110 Topic Count: 764 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 8139 Content Per Day: 1.41 Reputation: 6768 Achievement Points: 61591 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Friday at 10:50 AM Birthday: 01/23/1974 Device: Android Posted March 10, 2011 A man walks into a pet shop..looking for a bird that talks..As he suspects his wife is cheating on him.. The man at the store tries to sell him a Brazilian Parrot..This bird talk 5 languages..a good companion..How much?..the man ask.. $5000....thats too much the man answers..Well we have this other here..African parrot..speaks 3 languages..Great companion too..How much?..the man asks..$3000..thats too much he replies..well how much do you have?..the sales man ask..I have $100.. $100?..Well for that much we have that Budgie there..He speaks 10 languages..he is like the Pope..Really!!.the man replies..Why so cheap..He is got no legs..Come on!..he says..he is standing on the Perch!..How then?..Well he has learn this cool trick..to balance him self with his Penis..The man shocked and amused..decided to take him.. So he brings the bird home..new cage and everything..Shoots the shit with him before he goes to bed..The next day the man is off to work..watch my wife please while Im gone..as she is a bit promiscuous.. When the man arrives home he finds the bird half conscious..head split open..he promptly ask him What happen?.. Man!!..when you left the, your neighbour stop by..He knock on the door..Your wife answer half naked..brought him inside..WTF?..he replies..What happen next?..She sat him on the bed and started to give him HEAD..WTF?..He replies..What happen next?..He ask..She got on top of him and started to ride him..like a horse at a fair..WTF?..he ask again..WHAT HAPPEN NEXT?...To what the bird replies.. I DONT KNOW DUDE..I GOT A HARD ON..AND WENT HEAD FIRST.. Awards
Bushape Posted March 10, 2011 Member ID: 839 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 83 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1334 Content Per Day: 0.23 Reputation: 64 Achievement Points: 7776 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 12, 2020 Birthday: 07/17/1958 Posted March 10, 2011 Fucking good one Chile. Do you still have the bird? Awards
Unchileno Posted March 10, 2011 Member ID: 101 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 110 Topic Count: 764 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 8139 Content Per Day: 1.41 Reputation: 6768 Achievement Points: 61591 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Friday at 10:50 AM Birthday: 01/23/1974 Device: Android Author Posted March 10, 2011 Bushape Fucking good one Chile. Do you still have the bird? GAVE IT AWAY..LMAO Awards
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