Shamu Posted March 11, 2011 Member ID: 715 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 8 Topic Count: 418 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 2178 Content Per Day: 0.38 Reputation: 1183 Achievement Points: 16606 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 11/09/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 2, 2023 Birthday: 11/04/1943 Posted March 11, 2011 A Harley biker isriding by the zoo in Washington , DC when he sees a little girl leaning intothe lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by thecuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under theeyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square onthe nose with a powerful punch.Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and thebiker brings her to herterrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event.The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallantand brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.' The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behindbars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.' The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm ajournalist, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page....... So,what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?' The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.' The journalist leaves.The following morning the biker buys the paper to see news of his actions, andreads, on the front page: U.S. MARINE ASSAULTSAFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH
RogueKill Posted March 11, 2011 Member ID: 1588 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 7 Topic Count: 84 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 904 Content Per Day: 0.17 Reputation: 139 Achievement Points: 5532 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 07/19/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 26, 2024 Birthday: 08/25/1966 Device: Windows Posted March 11, 2011 Thats no shit!!lol Awards
WolfTiS Posted March 11, 2011 Member ID: 1130 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 216 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2267 Content Per Day: 0.40 Reputation: 586 Achievement Points: 17291 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 12, 2021 Birthday: 04/02/1948 Posted March 11, 2011 LMAO at both Shamu's and Rogue's. They are both so true. I loved that about controling the canoe but people walk by in calf deep water with no problem.... Awards
Shamu Posted March 11, 2011 Member ID: 715 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 8 Topic Count: 418 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 2178 Content Per Day: 0.38 Reputation: 1183 Achievement Points: 16606 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 11/09/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 2, 2023 Birthday: 11/04/1943 Author Posted March 11, 2011 LOL......... leave it the media if you want unnecessary drama.
Teleck Posted March 12, 2011 Member ID: 601 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 2 Topic Count: 52 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 389 Content Per Day: 0.07 Reputation: 69 Achievement Points: 2583 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 22, 2016 Birthday: 07/13/1967 Posted March 12, 2011 lol
Bushape Posted March 12, 2011 Member ID: 839 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 83 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1334 Content Per Day: 0.23 Reputation: 64 Achievement Points: 7776 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 12, 2020 Birthday: 07/17/1958 Posted March 12, 2011 Good shit, both of you. lmao Awards
USAPLISKEN Posted March 12, 2011 Member ID: 1634 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 26 Topic Count: 210 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 1634 Content Per Day: 0.30 Reputation: 370 Achievement Points: 12427 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 08/03/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 28, 2016 Birthday: 04/19/1949 Posted March 12, 2011 LMAO
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