TBB Posted July 27, 2011 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 295 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 22106 Content Per Day: 3.86 Reputation: 23585 Achievement Points: 157419 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 442 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 3 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted July 27, 2011 A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy,walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes,and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription." Awards
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