RD Posted August 18, 2011 Member ID: 2520 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 5 Topic Count: 50 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 627 Content Per Day: 0.12 Reputation: 48 Achievement Points: 3748 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/23/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 16, 2018 Birthday: 08/18/1953 Posted August 18, 2011 One day Bob decided he wanted to play a round of golf so he phoned the pro shop at the club and reserved a 2:30pm tee time. Well upon arrival and picking up the cart and tee card the young gentleman complimented Bob on how happy and great he was looking that day. The attendant also informed him he'd be following Ms.Brown...a beautiful young lady at the tee. Well after about 2 hours ol' Bob shows back up at the club house all bloody and beat the hell up and limping along. Well the pro immeadiately asked him......" what in the hell happened to you sir" ??..to which Bob replied......" Well I was following Ms.Brown thru and on the 3rd hole and she sliced it real bad and it went over into the tall grass in this cow field. I laughed to myself and stepped up to the tee and damned if I didnt do the same thing and sliced mine over in the deep grass in the cow field. Well we were both over there hunting all over for our balls and they were nowhere to be found. I then caught what appeared to be a golf ball stuck in this cows asshole so I lifted its tail and sure enough it was a golf ball but it was a Titleist and mine was a CallawayXL....so I held up the cows tail and hollered over to Ms. Brown and asked....." Does this look like yours?" ....and she commenced beating the dog shit outta me with a 9 iron
TBB Posted August 18, 2011 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20364 Content Per Day: 3.64 Reputation: 22447 Achievement Points: 147242 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 388 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 18 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted August 18, 2011 lol - not bad Awards
RapToRz jr Posted August 21, 2011 Member ID: 2671 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 3 Topic Count: 25 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 152 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 9 Achievement Points: 1027 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 07/19/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 23, 2017 Birthday: 01/01/1970 Posted August 21, 2011 quality joke lol
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