Mazdarati Posted February 15, 2010 Member ID: 173 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 42 Topic Count: 94 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1392 Content Per Day: 0.26 Reputation: 769 Achievement Points: 9957 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 30 Birthday: 02/08/1962 Device: Windows Share Posted February 15, 2010 This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a Woman In a brand new Cadillac Doing 65 mph With her Face up next to her Rear view mirror Putting on her eyeliner. I looked away For a couple seconds... And when I looked back she was Halfway over in my lane, Still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped My electric shaver Which knocked The donut Out of my other hand. In all The confusion of trying To straighten out the car Using my knees against The steering wheel, It knocked My Cell Phone Away from my ear Which fell Into the coffee Between my legs! Splashed, And burned Big Jim and the Twins, Ruined the phone, Soaked my trousers, And disconnected an Important call. Stupid Women Drivers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BudSr Posted February 15, 2010 Member ID: 5 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 11 Topic Count: 359 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 2475 Content Per Day: 0.46 Reputation: 242 Achievement Points: 16234 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 25, 2020 Birthday: 02/02/1966 Share Posted February 15, 2010 good 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kilroy45xi Posted February 16, 2010 Member ID: 105 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 1 Topic Count: 50 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 603 Content Per Day: 0.11 Reputation: 2 Achievement Points: 3524 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Share Posted February 16, 2010 HEY IT'S TRUE MAN.!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pwrcrzy52 Posted February 16, 2010 Member ID: 103 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 43 Topic Count: 698 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 3298 Content Per Day: 0.62 Reputation: 1604 Achievement Points: 25682 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 21 Birthday: 07/10/1952 Device: Windows Share Posted February 16, 2010 Yep its a good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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