WiZiD Posted March 10, 2010 Member ID: 804 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 446 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 3600 Content Per Day: 0.64 Reputation: 1053 Achievement Points: 24386 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 11/28/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 26 Birthday: 04/25/1960 Device: Windows Posted March 10, 2010 A Blonde's Year in Review January Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer!!!MarchGot really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....Box said ' 2-4 years!' April Trapped on escalator for hours ... Power went out!!!MayTried to make Kool Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! JuneTried to go water skiing.......Couldn't find a lake with a slope. JulyLost breast stroke swimming competition.....Learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!AugustGot locked out of my car in rain storm.....Car swamped because soft-top was open.September The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it??? OctoberHate M & M's.....They are so hard to peel. November Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days ... Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!! December Couldn't call 911.'Duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!! THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it shut harder than ever.Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, 'Is something wrong?' To which she replied, 'There certainly is!'(Are you ready? This is a beauty...) 'My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL!' Awards
ShadowLady Posted March 10, 2010 Member ID: 25 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 27 Topic Count: 111 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2251 Content Per Day: 0.39 Reputation: 136 Achievement Points: 12883 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 28 Birthday: 10/30/1969 Device: Windows Posted March 10, 2010 You're evil Wizid!!! Picking on my fellow blondes like that! -Shadow Awards
WiZiD Posted March 10, 2010 Member ID: 804 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 446 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 3600 Content Per Day: 0.64 Reputation: 1053 Achievement Points: 24386 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 11/28/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 26 Birthday: 04/25/1960 Device: Windows Author Posted March 10, 2010 Blondes are the bomb diggity! Awards
CaptNut Posted March 10, 2010 Member ID: 106 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 7 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 177 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 956 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 7, 2020 Birthday: 10/28/1975 Posted March 10, 2010 that was funny wiz. very funny indeed
S.S.Venom05 Posted March 10, 2010 Member ID: 1202 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 13 Content Per Day: 0.00 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 75 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 03/01/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 01/01/1970 Posted March 10, 2010 Those are awesome, I love the calender one the best i think xD
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