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Be careful what you buy on eBay.

 

If you buy stuff on line, check out the seller carefully.

 

 A friend has just spent $95, plus postage, on a penis enlarger.

 

 Bastards sent him a magnifying glass.

 

 The only instructions said, "Do not use in direct sunlight."


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I once bought something guaranteed to kill cockroaches. It was two blocks of wood marked "A" & "B". The instructions said to place cockroach on block A and strike the bug with block B.

 

I have to admit, it worked like a charm.


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