pwrcrzy52 Posted April 18, 2010 Member ID: 103 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 43 Topic Count: 698 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 3298 Content Per Day: 0.62 Reputation: 1604 Achievement Points: 25682 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 07/10/1952 Device: Windows Share Posted April 18, 2010 A Rope and Two Knots One day a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world. She was an innocent bride with no experience. After the wedding they left for their honeymoon. While driving down the road, the new bride sees two cows having sex. The new bride asks, "What are them cows up to honey?" The husband, a bit flustered, answers, "Why can't you see? Them cows, they're roping!" She replies, "Oh, I see!" After a few more hours of driving they pass two horses having sex. Again the bride asks, "What are them horses doing honey?" The husband answers again, "Them horses, they're roping!" She replies, "Oh, I see!" Finally they arrive at their hotel. The couple washed up and started to get ready for bed. When they got in the bed, they start to explore each other's bodies. Things are going along fine until the bride discovers her husband's penis. "Oh my!" she cries, "What is that?" "Well, darlin'" he chuckles proudly, "That's ma'rope!" She slides her hands down further and gasps, "Oh my goodness! What are those?" she asks. "Honey, those're my knots!" he answers. Finally the couple begins to make love. After several minutes the bride says, "Stop honey, wait a minute!" Her husband, panting a little, asks, "What's the matter honey, am I hurting you?" "No," the bride replies, "undo them damn knots, I need more rope!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Caper Posted April 18, 2010 Member ID: 102 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 10 Topic Count: 201 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 1776 Content Per Day: 0.33 Reputation: 82 Achievement Points: 10986 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 20, 2014 Birthday: 05/06/1969 Share Posted April 18, 2010 lol now that was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SGTDANKO Posted April 18, 2010 Member ID: 3214 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 27 Topic Count: 206 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 2362 Content Per Day: 0.53 Reputation: 50 Achievement Points: 14004 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/21/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 4, 2015 Birthday: 06/23/1981 Share Posted April 18, 2010 lol lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arrienn Posted April 18, 2010 Member ID: 669 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 77 Topic Count: 150 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1478 Content Per Day: 0.28 Reputation: 289 Achievement Points: 10375 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 11/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 8, 2018 Birthday: 06/28/1984 Share Posted April 18, 2010 lmao....i like that one. too funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Jedi-Jack Posted April 18, 2010 Member ID: 228 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 9 Topic Count: 39 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 626 Content Per Day: 0.12 Reputation: 229 Achievement Points: 4711 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 24, 2023 Birthday: 06/01/1971 Device: Windows Share Posted April 18, 2010 HOLY FLIPPIN BURGERS...THAT IS FUNNY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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