XK Bullets Posted June 9, 2017 Member ID: 24399 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 10 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 19 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 47 Achievement Points: 248 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/20/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 25, 2020 Birthday: 11/24/1981 Share Posted June 9, 2017 Little Johnny comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said Little Johnny. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little pissed off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks. "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk." Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. Little Johnny looks up at his mother with a smile, and says: "Are you going to tell him, or should I?" JohnnyDos, TBB, RobMc and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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