RobMc

He'd still fall off it

Thank the Lord, I was terribly worried it was you in that plane on one of your many adventures, desperate to return to the wilds, when I saw the news my heart sank, however not quite as far as the plane apparently? I love you man, in a non gay type of way, so glad to hear from you. You are quite right about Alaskans, most of them die of drink, or being shot whilst drunk from what I can gather from the news. The stress of living in the wilderness takes it's toll but not you my brave boy, you are made for it. Saw your phonetics but just guessing his last words were :- Oscar Hotel Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo A fitting tribute to thinking flight simulators give you enough experience to cope with real life? and of course, actually flying. I know about cyclones dear boy, her indoors has a hoover which works on those principles, explains our stormy relationship when it roars away in the background. Presume you'll need to eat if no fishing and you'll be off hunting soon with your arsenal slung across your shoulders. What will it be Caribou, Moose or a frozen dinner from Walmart? I wager the first two, men like you would never go shopping. I too am foraging for sustenance and have only just finished placing my order for a delivery with Asda ( UK Walmart). We both suffer hardships, my finger is killing me after selecting my order, but still ready for killing my fellow idiots later in the day, an easier task by far. Keep in touch, you know I'm your guru if you need advice or encouragement, don't get drunk, you need to keep your wits about you in the wilds. Love you man, in a non gay way of course.

Actually he went out at the lowest point in his flight

We should run an idiots book (bet) on when Timmah will top 400 lbs?

Axe/arrow head Mike maybe?, very prehistoric, definitely man made by the workings on it, give this to your local museum, could have been a knife being that small but my bets a spear point. They used to split the wood, wedge it in then bind it.

So you've stopped reading my stuff eh? bitch You're a star

Hey big man don't be sad, you're still there, still going and there is always something to live for, don't dwell on the past, that is gone, make the most of the future, I'm going to, you do the same, lets have a final bit of fun.

I remember you well on 5, you were so good everyone screamed you were cheating ( which you weren't) but left the server as it spoilt the game for them no one would play with you, didn't you say once you were a professional gamer? ps It still shows you as clan member? then registered user?

My brave hero, you don't know how good it is to hear the sound of your voice again ( in a manly non gay kind of way) I'll bet it is like gravel, ravaged by extremes of climate. A kind of Alaskan 2 Many Beers ( in his case fags) kind of voice. Anyway I don't wish to be 'picky' but how the f... did they bury your Captains uncle? I faithfully watch every programme, and in 'building Alaska' theres always trouble digging foundations due to the ground being frozen solid. Surely with all the gas, oil and timber burning them would be more practical? if no ones thought of this yet drop the fishing and build a crematorium quickly. A pity he wasn't recycled as crab bait, but wrong season I guess. I bet you hated wearing a suit, I do, not clothes for the adventurer, furs are more your style, beaver is my favourite, although it is a while since I've felt one, mores the pity. What's all this about crack? is it thawing? this is the biggest problem on 'ice road truckers' too, they mentioned last episode that the lovely Lisa had encountered a large crack? quite understandable in my opinion after spending all those nights stranded with fellow drivers, , a little extra income never hurts. I'm sad that you are returning to the gale lashed ocean once more, we won't be hearing from you for a while my friend, but in your honour I'll open a tin of salmon for lunch, the smell at least revives old memories - stay safe brave boy.

That is quite understandable, but if we never talk to each other (i.e. post) we'll never be friends in the truest sense. For example, we've never met, but through the forum I know that you are one of the oldest most respected members good with a knife etc etc I think of you as a friend. I' m a recent member, a gobshite (Irish) but like to chat, tell jokes and swap stories with all of you from all over the world, isn't that the point? I wish more would join in the community spirit, I realise that for some English is not the main language, and some jokes etc are missed, but that is also understood. If we start slanging members off for posting, whatever the reason, then they will not post, this is a pity and not healthy. So come on don't fight, if you don't like it ignore it but don't stop the fun, FFS Chile do you expect all jokes and content to be original??

You having a bad day Chile ???

Yea seems to be a campaign by people who never post slanging off those that do, FU assholes, I notice a few 'regulars' haven't posted for ages, so much for a friendly clan? keep the posts and jokes coming, the majority are behind you. The alternatives as Johnny says are that no one posts and the forum dies, your choice but I feel like a spam now!

The way you play I thought your o\s was dos??

Hauntingly beautiful ??

A professor at the Auburn University was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people here believe in ghosts?' About 90 students raise their hands. Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?' About 40 students raise their hands. That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?' About 15 students raise their hand. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?' Three students raise their hands. That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?' Way in the back, Ahmed raises his hand. The professor takes off his glasses and says 'Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.' The Middle Eastern student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, 'So, Ahmed, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?' Ahmed replied, "Shit, from back there I thought you said "Goats."