Elvis9 Posted March 1, 2018 Member ID: 23919 Group: ++ COD5 Admin Followers: 37 Topic Count: 204 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 1032 Content Per Day: 0.30 Reputation: 1162 Achievement Points: 12379 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 01/08/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: Monday at 09:39 PM Birthday: 09/19/1969 Device: Kindle Fire Posted March 1, 2018 The Birth Of A Candy Bar.....A Little Naughty But Cute Joke One "Pay-Day," "Mr. Peanut" wanted a "Bit-O-Honey," so he took "Mary Jane" behind the "Power House" on the corner of "Clark" and "Fifth Avenue". He began to feel her "Mounds" and that was pure "Almond Joy" for him and it made her "Tootsie Roll." He let out some "Snickers" as his "Butterfinger" went up her "Juicy Fruit" and caused a "Milky Way". She screamed and grabbed his "Peter Paul" and "Zagnuts". "Mary Jane" said, "You are better than the 'Three Musketeers'". Soon she was a bit "Chunky" and nine months later she had a "Baby Ruth". Awards
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