pwrcrzy52 Posted July 6, 2010 Member ID: 103 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 43 Topic Count: 698 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 3298 Content Per Day: 0.61 Reputation: 1604 Achievement Points: 25682 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Wednesday at 10:50 AM Birthday: 07/10/1952 Device: Windows Share Posted July 6, 2010 A guy boards a train bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He immediately notices that the guy next to him has a deeply bruised, black eye. "Heck, what a coincidence! We both have black eyes! Mind if I ask how you got yours?" "Well," explains the man, "I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with beautiful breasts was behind the counter. When I asked to purchase a ticket to Pittsburgh, I accidentally blurted out 'I'd like a picket to Tittsburgh' and so she sucker-punched me!" The man continues, "What's your story?" The other guy explains, "I was at the breakfast table and I meant to say to my wife, 'Please pour me a bowl of Wheaties,' but I accidentally said, 'You ruined my life you stupid bitch.'" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
DiRTySancHez Posted July 6, 2010 Member ID: 8 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 16 Topic Count: 9 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 61 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 95 Achievement Points: 572 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 8 hours ago Birthday: 09/23/1962 Device: Windows Share Posted July 6, 2010 thats funny right there!!! My wife didnt see the humor but I thought it was funny as hell!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
WolfTiS Posted July 7, 2010 Member ID: 1130 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 216 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2267 Content Per Day: 0.44 Reputation: 586 Achievement Points: 17291 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 12, 2021 Birthday: 04/02/1948 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Agreed, funny as hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
SHADOOW Posted July 8, 2010 Member ID: 1126 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 1 Topic Count: 61 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 679 Content Per Day: 0.13 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 4007 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 07/21/1970 Share Posted July 8, 2010 that was really funny, LOL, good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TedsofBeverlyHills Posted July 8, 2010 Member ID: 255 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 24 Topic Count: 140 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1809 Content Per Day: 0.34 Reputation: 2091 Achievement Points: 15969 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 22 Joined: 09/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 14 Birthday: 12/17/1957 Device: Windows Share Posted July 8, 2010 Sometimes the turth is really really funny especially when your at a bar a couple of miles away where if usually safe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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