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this a prayer for the beer drinkers, amen to us.Laughing

 

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Here Here.....Cheers!!!   Laughing



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beermen........ hiccup!!!!!!!!!



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AMEN  !!!!!!!!!!!



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and lead us not into incarceration  hahaha



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Lolz, good one :P

 

In Heaven, there is no beer.

That is whi i drink it here.



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Shadow please change your sig before I have to do something unmentionable. THAT IS AWESOME CG



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what's wrong with my sig pic? i like my pic, kind of forgot i even had it in my picture file.

the only thing is i don't have the XI logo on it. i don't know how to do all that fansy stuff, i'll leave that to the gifted.



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Was it Ben Franklin that said "Beer is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy!!!"



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Smile
Smile
Here are some more to go with that (from my frazzled mind - too many drunken nights in the 80s and 90s, and the internet, of course)

 

A hangover is the wrath of Grapes (Unknown)

 

If you know someone who is trying to drown their sorrows you might want to tell them sorrows can swim (Jackson Brown)

 

This is the one disadvantage with wine, it makes man mistake words for thought (Samuel Johnson)

 

A man who was fond of wine was offered grapes at dessert during dinner. Much obliged, I am not accustomed to taking my wine in pill form" (Savarin)

 

Once during prohibition I was forced to live on nothing but food and water (WC Fields)

 

Here's to a long life and a merry one
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer and another one!
(Unknown)

 

I feel sorry for people who don't drink.  When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.  (Frank Sinatra)

 

Woman first tempted man to eat; he took to drinking of his own accord.  (John R. Kemble)

 

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.  Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.  (Dave Barry)

 

Remember:  "I" before "E," except in Budweiser.  (Unknown)

 

I'll stick with gin.  Champagne is just ginger ale that knows somebody.  (M*A*S*H, Hawkeye, "Ceasefire," 1973)

 

Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink.  (Unknown)

 

Wine is sunlight, held together by water.  (Galileo)

 

A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her.  (W.C. Fields)

 

I'm going to be around until the Atomic Energy Commission finds a safe place to bury my liver.  (Phil Harris)

 

I drink only to make my friends seem interesting.  (Don Marquis)


Be wary of strong drink.  It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.  (Robert Heinlein)


I'd prefer to have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.  (Frank Nicholson)


When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.  (Henny Youngman)


My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses.  Drinks right out of the bottle.  (Henny Youngman)

 

Life's a waste of time, time's a waste of life so let's all get wasted and have the time of our life.  (Unknown)


Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.  (Phyllis Diller)

 

How come if alcohol kills millions of brain cells, it never killed the ones that made me want to drink?  (Unknown)


If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult.  (P.J. O'Rourke)

 

and we all know the famous drinking song (sung to the tune of "Doe, a deer" from the Sound of Music)

 

dough - the stuff that buys my beer

Ray - the guy that pours my beer

Me - the guy that drinks my beer

Far - a long way to the john

So - I'll have another beer

La - la la la la la - beer

Tea - no thanks I ll have a beer

That'll bring us back to -

Dough,

 

etcSmileSmileSmileSmileSmileSmileSmileSmileSmileSmileSmileSmileSmile











 

 

 

 

 

 



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Everytime I drink a beer, it makes your lazy eye disapea,

every time I do a shot, i think your hot, but i know your not,

O I am just trying to drink you pretty...

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kRMMMC1gWo

Stephen Lynch

 

Some cool beer ads i found as well.

dont know how to make em show in the forums, so here are the links:

 

big beer ad

this is just funny. its what the tex says

 

Just a nice ad from Duvel!

 

people that sport, are thirsty, so a nice cold Jupiler :P



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those were really funny. 100 cheers to all of us beer drinkers


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