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Sweet innocent granny Spratt was at the doctor getting a physical. After the exam the doc asked her if she had any issues she wanted to discuss

“Well, I’ve been really gassy lately. But since they are silent and have no smell it isn’t a big deal, in fact I’ve let about 20 go during this exam.”

So the doc wrote her a prescription and told her to come back in a month. A month later granny returned to the doctor

“I don’t know what was in those pills you gave me, but my farts have started to have a horrible stench.”

The doc said “Good, now that we’ve cleared up your sinuses, we need to get you a hearing aid.”


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