RobMc Posted August 21, 2022 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 272 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 5824 Content Per Day: 1.86 Reputation: 9236 Achievement Points: 63677 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 141 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 14 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Posted August 21, 2022 A Scotsman gets a start on a high rise building site in London, being the new boy (and Scottish) no one speaks to him at first. Around 1000 he's busting for a pee, so he approaches the foreman 'Where's the toilet ?' he asks The foreman glances at him and points up at the tower crane above the site, 'we go out on the end of the jib and pee over the side' he says' Looking at the foreman uncertainly he replies 'isn't that dangerous ?' 'Oh don't worry, the crane driver is used to it, he stops and keeps an eye on you' said the foreman So desperate and hanging on the Scotsman goes to the end of the jib, he just whips it out and the crane moves, he plummets 14 storey's to his death. At the inquest a witness, 82 year old Mary, who was watering her tulips in a flower box in the flats opposite stands up 'Did you see the incident ?' ask's the judge 'and what was your opinion of the accident' 'I did' she replies ' I think it was because he was a sex maniac' The court went quiet, and the judge gave her a puzzled look 'A sex maniac, how did you deduce that ?' Well I'd just fed Tiddles my cat, and was watering my flower box on the balcony, when a man went hurtling past with his cock in his hand shouting - CUNT ! '
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