TBB Posted October 20, 2023 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 265 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18139 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20156 Achievement Points: 132930 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 17 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted October 20, 2023 Superman has a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas Chuck Norris has a bear skin rug in his den. It’s not dead, it’s just scared to move Chuck, Arnold and sly were standing around a campfire when Sly said, I am so strong, I did most of my own stunts in the Rambo movies, Arnold said, that's nothing, I trained with real navy seals for my war movies..they both looked at chuck waiting for his story...chuck looked up and said, damn boys, your both pretty tough, then went back to stoking the fire with his penis. Chuck Norris told a joke about Jada Pinkett Smith...then Will Smith stood up and slapped Jada! Chuck Norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open after he jumped .He took it back for a refund . I thought about chuck Norris and now I'm pregnant with his seed Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience When the boogeyman goes to bed his parents check under the bed for Chuck Norris. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story. Chuck Norris once swallowed four turtle eggs whole, when he crapped them out they were six feet tall and knew Karate. Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin he built with his own two hands Chuck Norris doesn’t flush the toilet. He scares the shit out of it. In the beginning God said "Let there be light!" and Chuck Norris said "Say Please" Once a snake bite Chuck Norris. After 2 days of unbearable pain, the snake died. I had a dream of fighting Chuck Norris I woke up with a black eye When Chuck Norris is skiing naked......he make 3 tracks Superman and Chuck had a duel once and the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside forever after that. Twinkie 13 and major-mark63 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Twinkie 13 Posted October 22, 2023 Member ID: 3003 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 26 Topic Count: 36 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 417 Content Per Day: 0.09 Reputation: 346 Achievement Points: 3582 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/21/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 12:07 PM Birthday: 03/17/1979 Device: Windows Share Posted October 22, 2023 Did a 23 and me dna test. Turns out I'm a distant cousin of Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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