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Mrs Dunn heard that Paddy was going to London.
She popped along to see him, and asked if he would look up her daughter Nellie, as she went to London 2 years ago, and other than a postcard, had no contact.
Sure, said Paddy, whats her address?
Well, said Mrs Dunn, we only got a postcard, and its marked WC2.
OK said Paddy, consider it done.
So he arrives in London, and needs a piss, so he goes into the gents, and see's a row of doors marked WC1, WC2, WC3 etc.
Wow struck lucky he says, and goes up the the door marked WC2 and bangs on the door.
What do ya want? a voice calls out.
Paddy says, are you Nellie Dunn?
And the voice comes back, well I would be but I have no paper.
So Paddy shouts
WELL THATS NO FUCKING EXCUSE FOR NOT WRITING TO YOUR MA FOR THE LAST 2 YEARS.
 


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