Surely not??

[RobMc]

A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first year schoolchildren, using a bowl of fruit Polos (Lifesavers across the pond).

He gave all the children the same kind of Polo/Lifesaver, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by colour and flavour.

The children began to say:
'Red............cherry,'
'Yellow.........lemon,'
'Green............lime,'
'Orange ........orange.'

Finally the professor gave them all honey Polos/Lifesavers. After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste.

'Well,' he said 'I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror, spat hers out and yelled:

'Oh My God!!!! They're arse-holes!!'