RobMc Posted November 13, 2025 Member ID: 25355 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 420 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 6252 Content Per Day: 1.87 Reputation: 9954 Achievement Points: 67818 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 166 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: 11 hours ago Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Posted November 13, 2025 Hypnotism at the Care Home It was entertainment night at the Care Home. Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you all into a trance. I intend to hypnotise each and every member of the audience.' The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. The polished metal gleamed in the light. Claude the hypnotist said: 'I want you each to keep your eyes on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations.' He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, 'Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch...' The audience became mesmerised as the watch swayed back and forth, light shimmering off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, shattering into a hundred pieces.......................... 'S**T!' said the hypnotist. It took 3 days to clean up Dot80 1
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