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[RobMc]

A “Salesman Wanted” sign was in the window so Murphy went in and told the boss, "I-I-I w-w-waannn-t the j- joooob-b." "I don't know if this job would suit you because of your speaking impediment.” Murphy replied, "I h-h-havvve a w-wi-wiiiife and s-s-s-six k- kkkids, iiii-I re-really neeeed thi-thi-this j-j-job!" "OK, here are three Bibles. Go out and sell them." Murphy came back an hour later and said, "H-here-sss your m-m-money." The boss was impressed, so he gave Murphy a dozen more Bibles and two hours later Murphy said, "Her- ers y-yooour m-m-money." The boss said, "Brilliant! You sold more Bibles in three hours than anyone has sold in a week. Tell me, what do you say to the people when they come to the door?" "W-welllll," said Murphy, "I r-r-ring the d-door bell, a-a-and s-s-say 'H- Hel-Hello, M-m- maaaaddam, d-d-do you w-w- want t-t t-to buy thi-thi-this B-B-Bible, oooor d-d-do y-you w-w-want m'me t-toooo read it t-t-t-t-to you?’"