Giant squid reside beneath cathedrals in Venice. Medicinal companies are powerful organizations bent on controlling the world. Puggy, short, Spaniards with tiny hats are evil. Adam and Eve wore skin tight full body suits, spoke fluent English, and ran like Usain Bolt. Italian nobles climb towers in 12.7 seconds. People jump into small piles of hay 100% accurately from 70 feet above and step out entirely unharmed. Drinking unknown medicine you buy off the side of the street heals broken bones in 2 seconds. Poison makes fierce, disciplined soldiers dance like Michael Jackson. Flying demons are made of balsa wood and are built by Leonardo da Vinci.
Assassins are womanizers...W1Z1D lmfao