Streetcleaner

Okay ....I have to come clean on this one because I have been holding onto this guilt for way to long.....I guess you could call this tale ....don't drink and drive .... It was one weekend in May and me an Elmo were just hanging out,killing time and bored......and.....Mt. Dew had just come out with a new flavor...can't remember the name, maybe "Mango Madness" ....something like that. needless to say,since we were both Dew fanatics we had to try it, so we bought like 12 bottles each of the stuff, not intending on going on a binge..... 2 hours later....and 6 bottle each, downed,new flavor? AWESOME !! ...we were tweeking hard. After chasing around the neighbors pig with a super soaker just to hear it squel (like a pig)and firing paint ball rounds at each others gut at ten paces(best 3 out of five)the loser usually ends up puking his guts out ...hehe Elmo spotted a skateboard and an old ski rope and with a smile on his face and a glint in his eye,he asked me,"are you thinking what I'm thinking?".....and in unison we yelled " road ski " or as we call it ROADSKI !! If you don't know what this is,it's simple, you hook up a rope to the trailer hitch on your vehicle ,normally a pick up truck but not always but in this case....Pick up....and you get pulled down the street on the skateboard.Anyway we flipped a coin and Elmo won and chose to go first.Now the pick up has a high tailgate, so I told Elmo to give me a wave to start and one to finish because I could only see his hand... i was still tweeking on the Dew pretty good and I wanted to give Elmo the ride of his life....I was psyched !! maybe too much....I saw his hand appear and heard him go" let er rip !!! " I hit the gas and was off...I looked at the side mirrors and couldn't see him but I heard him screaming but the thing with Elmo, is that it's hard to distinguish between his screams of joy and terror......I thought he was having the time of his life but what I thought were screams of sheer excitement was that of sheer terror.Somehow the rope got wrapped around his arm and when he couldn't stay on the skateboard anymore.....I must have dragged him for about 100 yards I only stopped because I looked down at the speedometer and it was reading 35 mph and I didn't hear him at all....I slowed to a stop and still heard nothing so I got out and went behind the truck.... OMFG !! Elmo was laying there trying to move his broken body but he couldn't even lift his head,a trail of blood down the street but what made it worse was that I couldn't locate the bleeding to try and stop it because.... he's freaking red all over !! ....as I was holding his body in my arms ,feeling like a puppet with no bones in his body....just a rag doll ....as he tried to speak,only a broken whisper escaped his lips...okay, he has no lips but you get the picture....he said"this is going to hurt way more tomorrow",he had a smile on his face...well a really broken smile ,not realizing the extent of his injuries...he died in my arms...I looked to the sky and cried "NOOOOOOO DON'T GO ELMOOOOOOOOOOO !!!! To this day it weighs heavily on me. The pain and guilt was just too much for me to carry hidden deep inside,for so long, I had to get it out. It will take many years still, to get over it and maybe one day forgive myself....but, I still had him stuffed,that part is the same so we can remain best buds forever !!! rock on in the great big gig in the sky my friend.... You know the moral of the story ... R.I.P. E

didn't name any names and I'm stating a fact based on over 12 years playing on these servers... you already gave me a warning...let's just please leave it at that...... and I expected you to take the side of a member over a non .... ty

Whatever @djMot ....like he didn't attack me first and it wasn't the first time...oh he didn't name me but it was quite apparent who he was talking about....do me a favor and tell that .....hhhmmmm.....to keep my name and his opinions of me, out of his piehole... and for the record,I have said worse than that to people in the game with no flack at all...none....so I'm sorry if I hurt the aforementioned person's feewings with the loose piehole .....and I will take my warning,ticket,slap on the hand...whatever you want to call it but I would like to see him get a warning as well.....only fair. ty, for your time.

no bashing what so ever Funky.....and obviously you didn't read it all but coming from you...wow ! not surprised ...I have played here on these servers for a very long time and have seen players come and go ,good bad and the ugly hacks....I was just giving some advise and constructive criticism, that's all and I enjoy very much, playing with and against good (honest ) players on the XI servers members and non members alike..very simple. One question FUNK.....How long have you been playing here.....? I'm so tired of new members and non member noobs talking shit like they've been here for a long time..... and from now on please think before you open your stupid fucking mouth when it's directed at me, you fucking douche bag.

World class....? really? why would a world class player be on one of your servers to play,shouldn't he or she be in tournaments or practicing with their team mates for the next one....that would be like a major league baseball player getting in a softball league of middle aged men...how fun would that be for them?....and why would they? but I have yet to see a legitimate world class player as you mentioned in here ....it's just guys who have nothing better to do than do whatever it takes to win...hhmmm....I always love it when an admin says I was filming him and I couldn't catch anything....do you ever check stats on game tracker ,or watch their style of play or some of the no way in hell kills they get or their gifted vision knowing where everyone is...? or how many hits it takes to bring them down compared to the rest of the players(including,known good players....?) or how easily they can kill someone with limited shots or the one shot pistol kills,even from extreme distance....you really think just watching them on film is going to catch them....It's the job of the admins. to be a detective not just an observer,but to protect the game and keep it fair for all the regulars and noobies that enter... If I come into a game with legitimate questionable players I simply go to another server because I know nothing will be done except the dragging of heels because someone with authority can't or is too afraid to make the call or a decision.I know a lot of other players do the same and more than half the time go to another non XI server. I haven't said anything for a while but now it's getting out of hand....you finally got rid of one such player ,btw one who WAS a giant hack.(and please don't say it was because how he wasn't playing as a team mate either...I will give no name because we all know who I'm talking about.So if you can pull the trigger on this guy...... what's stopping you now? I enjoy playing on your servers,have been since 2007 but all in all, I will just continue to go somewhere else until the player(s) in question is gone from the server .....or maybe.....has been banned. I will still continue playing here because you have good servers and members and I have a lot of fun goofing around and laughing with them while I game but will just have to shut my mouth and leave when someone like this comes in.

stands tall with the best of bands.

He was not just my pet but my best friend ....Elmo was so cool,we had some good laughs ....good times... but I told him to stop messing around with that vat of liquid nitrogen.He was having so much fun freezing things,it was getting out of hand it was like he was addicted.Then it happened.....that bastard leaned in too far and fell in, ARRGGHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ELMOOOOOOOOOOO !! After I thawed him out, I had him stuffed, playing his favorite guitar.I wanted to remember him just like that,my good rockin' buddy..... So don't make fun of me or my pet uh....puppe....uh... friend. Damn you Spin for making light of this tragedy.....

sounds like a broken heart....I know where your at right now,just hang in there and hopefully time will heal.

I usually don't post over a new post,in a forum like this, I find it somewhat rude, usually I let that post sit for a while....so.I apologized ahead of time because I was already working on it......now do you understand? ...and by the way...uh ...I expect that post from some women that are frequent in this forum but from you......Gaga? what.... ...lol JK DJ

Sorry @djMot....don't like to step on toes but was already working on this one .You can flip me off later. Came across this guy when I was working on some different alternate tunings on my guitar...never had heard of him before but this guy was different and good and unfortunately a tortured lost soul that succumbed to his demons of depression....too sad.....he has given me a new perspective for sure....hope you like.....

Remington 20 gauge semi auto gas powered....DONE.....and so are the peeps that come into your house unwanted....but really all you need is a Glock .40 with Hydra-Shok rounds....intruder....DONE .

Love this album !!

it was good until the sweet singing chorus hit then it just sounded like all the other heavy wanna be's like Breaking Benjamin or In Flames etc(I don't understand why).... just stay with the heavy and stay away from the radio friendly chorus...some bands can pull it off but not many..... let me show you what I mean where it actually flows and feels like part of the song and maybe turn you on to some different music .....

On this day(March 4th) in 1986 Master of Puppets was released.I remember going with my friend to buy the album ,we both did, then brought it back to the pad and spun it on the turntable from start to finish ,reading the lyrics and looking at the pictures and album art....like it was yesterday.....still have this album in my collection,it doesn't get played, if you know what I mean.This work still holds strong today and is what other bands in the genre are measured by,still .... !! so here it is,start to finish,if you never have.... I suggest you do and enjoy !! to all Metalliheads out there . \m/ \m/ \m/

Sorry @Ricko I just had to...you can kill me later in the game......just found this one Metalheads !! If this doesn't make you "ROCK" Well,then....YOU'RE DEAD Check out all the metal guests !! ....can you name them all ? the woman gave me trouble.....

one more to make it a Trifecta of Wrathchild

I wish Shannon would leave Godsmack and get back with the boys and take over the world !!