Nisty*

Mouse lad

Love N-Dubz!

Yep.. get it

Maybe the thick part... but i doubt the money....

I'm surprised his fingers didn't catch on fire!

Nice to see you here Nut Hope I get the pleasure to play some games with you in the COD4 MW2 server.

@ 2. How many Spanish guys does it take to change a light bulb? Just Juan. LOL @ 5. Ten cows in a field. Which one is closest to Iraq? Coo eight :D @ 6. A teenage girl phones her dad at midnight and says: "Can you come and get me? I've missed the last bus and it's pouring with rain." "Okay," says her dad. "Where are you ringing from?" The girl replies: "From the top of my head right down to my knickers". HAHAHAHAHA xD @ 8. A man takes a pair of shoes back to the shop and complains that there is a lace missing. "No", argues the assistant, "look at that - it says Taiwan". Lol..... tie one... xD

David Beckham gets into a taxi and he sees the driver looking at him in the rear view mirror. After about 5 minutes the driver says "OK give me a clue" Beckham says "I had a glittering career at Manchester United, played in America and got over a 100 caps for England. Is that enough ?" Driver replies "No you thick twat, where do you want to go ?"

So..... I was wondering.... How do you get those badges? on the forum?

It's called 'making love' then TBB duhhhhrrr don't let your wife read it!

Thanks.. I guess...

I can maybe help too...

you are more than welcome buddy!

Really, then you'd be the first Atta boy! eh!

Oh I was to quote stinger there not Sammy

glad you like it.. not sure what you wanted on it... or what your style is.. I thought this was cute and funny

Well, I still like you, even with your sarcastic side.. now sing Nicky - Quit playing games with my heart

Thank you Mule and Dukoo I know, but, this is before she met you .. her rough fighting past

Thanks Kamikaze and Evil-Monkey You have a signature already Dutchie.. I didnt know I remember you told me you didnt.. Oh well... Are you gonna use the one I made?

Are you showing off your sarcastic side or is it really the first time you heard that? :-) Oh and by the way.. I do like the name Nick.. It was my favorite Backstreet boy

Hi Xeon! * WELCOME * On a side note : Are you playing mohaa in UWS clan?