dayton

oh yeah btw the desert sucks ass. that bullshit of "its a dry heat" is just that, bulllshit. let me tell you 114 degrees is hot!!!!! its so hot when you walk down the sidewalk your shoes melt to the pavement, makes a sucking sound when you walk, you leave behind a lil trail of black rubber.

i thought and had a dream job back when i turned 21. i was a strip club disc jockey. ohhhh it was so great at the beginning, and then reality set in. reality 1. drugs, the girls would make good money then show up the next day fucked up on whatever their choice drug was. i seen girls fall asleep, fall off the stage(more than once), throw-up(in my booth 1 night, i was pissed), fall down snap a ankle. 2. the pervs, strip clubs have 2 kinds of patrons. 1 is the frat boys bachelor party(their not that bad actually, they spend alot, get the place fired up, and normally abide by the rules of the club. the second is the pervs. oh some of these guys are sick, and demented they actually believe these girls are interested in them. they get mad when they dance for other customers, stalk them, touch them, we had one guy got caught in the girls dressing room trying to steal their clothes. and most of them were vip because the amount of money they spent. i would have to shake their hands, make them laugh, basically be their buddy. i hated those sicko's and i had to play friend to them night after night, that sucked. MY REAL DREAM JOB was dealing blackjack in vegas and i got to accomplish that dream. it was awesome and i was really good at it. you can teach a monkey to deal 21, what you can't teach them is how to take people's money and they not mind because their having so much fun they don't even notice their money leaving to be with us,lol. thats the gift god gave me. why am i still not there? its personnal and has to deal with a girl. but i'm not sad about leaving hell i could always go back. plus when i came back me and dg got together. i would trade vegas and my dream job for her any day. if you ever thought about dealing CASINO GAMING SCHOOL in vegas the owner's name was nick kallos. his staff of teachers are phenominal, once you pay for a course you are a lifetime member of the school. they got me a job when vegas wasn't hiring anybody. school is a blast and i loved going everyday.

can someone please help chappie with his sig, it's just dreadful. snot green, he thinks he's a scientist or something???? lol take that facker.

try and find WETRIX, for dreamcast i believe.

yeah i remember ol squidlips chumbucket...she was a salty wench.

"red patch jones"......you must be the captain of the "crimson red tide".

nope mines gooooooood.

thank you dirty they are excellent!!!!!!

wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. 1.cars are easy to get. 2. you can get multiple kills with a car (if there grouped up) 3.with 1 car a person can bring dam near there whole team back(at least 4-5) what i would like to see is the ability to blow them up again. jammings fine it roots the jammer in place so its a fair trade off to me. question though.....when i get jammed, they throw emp's at my car but they do nothing? if the jammer runs away(which they do) im free to go. is that because i use the tactical mask perk? but mostly i would like to have the ability to shoot the fackers.

daytonsgirl needs 1.

welcome to the family.

welcome to the family.

welcome to the family.

welcome lemon.

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now their making popcorn.....idiots.

somebody get these guys some tags.

GRRRRRR HULK SMAzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....

what???

you guys that make maps i would love to see a CASINO map. big giant slot area and table games i.e blackjack, giant wheel, in the middle. one spawn could be at the poker room at one end of casino, restaraunt/buffet at the other end. anddddd a NITEVISION MAP would be cool too. we got the dam goggles we never use them.....just some suggestions. you could even have the casino on emergency lighting only.....maybe a couple of slots going......i should learn to do this shit.

nothin is gettin in there.....

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