Nice_Guy

1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Damn, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke He asks the other guy if he has a lighter He replies "Yes I do!" and hands the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter Surprised the guy asks "Where did you get this?" The guy replies "Oh I have a personal genie." The first man asks "Can I make a wish? " Sure says the other man "Just make sure that you speak clearly cause he is a little hard at hearing" "Ok I will" says the other as he rubs the lamp a genie appears and asks the man what he wants The man says " I want a Million Bucks " The genie says OK and goes back to his bottle and 10 seconds later a million ducks fly over head And the guy says to the other " Your genie realy sucks at hearing doesnt he?" The other man replies "I know, do you really think I asked for a 10 inch BIC"

Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke He asks the other guy if he has a lighter He replies "Yes I do!" and hands the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter Surprised the guy asks "Where did you get this?" The guy replies "Oh I have a personal genie." The first man asks "Can I make a wish? " Sure says the other man "Just make sure that you speak clearly cause he is a little hard at hearing" "Ok I will" says the other as he rubs the lamp a genie appears and asks the man what he wants The man says " I want a Million Bucks " The genie says OK and goes back to his bottle and 10 seconds later a million ducks fly over head And the guy says to the other " Your genie realy sucks at hearing doesnt he?" The other man replies "I know, do you really think I asked for a 10 inch BIC"

now the question of the day is are you laughing at any of them

I found it out in the woods ..............

Redneck word of the day: Jamaican. "What Jamaican for dinner?"

some nights you just can't win

Beers and whoever helps you get these maps together great job guys always fun to play most of them thanks for hard work

looks it's Tony the tiger........... grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat !!!!!

sorry no refunds sold as is............... no warranties we have a strict no return policy

don't choke on the peel

Congrats on the new tags always fun to have you in the game

Congrats on the tags it's always fun having you in the game

congrats on your tags always fun having you in the game

Congrats on your new tags it's fun to have you in the game

what's on 2nd

stop by daily I'll make sure to have one posted lol

Do you know how to make Holy Water?....... Get a pot full of water and boil the hell out it ...... am I going to hell that one ?

excellent sir and very true

I tried to make a reservation at the Library today.........it was booked

on day Spinpuppy says to me " what rhymes with orange." I said "no it doesn't "

one problem with auto-correct is that you always end up posting some thong you didn't Nintendo