Nice_Guy

Walked into my favorite bar .......told Beer's pour me a long one, just had another fight with the wife Beer's say " how did that end "? I said" she came to me with her hands on her knees" Beer's say wow that's different .......what did she say? She said " get out from under that bed you chicken shit "

If a fire hydrant has H2O inside what does it have outside...............wait for it ..............ready..........K9P

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? she becomes a ventriloquist

I heard the van driver made them take Viagra so they would be real harden criminals

he must have been holding the corncob when he got the idea then heard the voices say yeah go a head just smooth it out some

hummmmm seen more than I should have looked painful to me

lol to just don't use vegemite for lube

so much for going to history class

hummmmm........not much good in either case

to funny can't stop laughing

Johnny you have some real winner sir keep 'em coming

well me and my ex had court sex ...... that's where she F* cked me for the last time

come on guys when would our government ever lie to us

hummmmm.......are we not men ......no we are whipped puppies

ouch

the kid is gonna blow up

booo that 's just a wrong number all the way around

bunch of dumb asses

Good sex is when you even want to call your wife and tell her about it

What do you call a 350 lb stripper? broke

heard this is what beers said to his wife ........we need to set up a new pass word for the computer, he said I think it should be " my penis" ........he wife fell to the floor laughing , he said what are you laughing about , she said look at the computer..... the computer had a message that read ......way to short .........hummmmmmm beers what does that mean ?

Hey Roadkill I'm about a hour north of you I'm in Burlington, it has been lots of fun playing with the XI Guys are there anymore NC guys ? Thanks for the nice welcome

I'm Nice_Guy I've been playing on your sites for a while now and really enjoy the laughing and fun play your servers provide I've meet some really good Adm and players I live in North Carolina I've been playing COD since it came out and have tired many other games thanks for letting me play even if I suck at the game